Here is the law I want passed:

Any human, male or female, may force their mouth, penis, vagina, sexual device or any other desired body part or object intended to provide the attacker with sexual pleasure on any part of a woman who is of age of consent or older, but younger than 65 as to prevent those with unusual sexual interests from damaging an elder under very unlikely circumstances as long as no direct physical harm other than the motions needed for necessary overpowerment is done if any one, several or all of the following conditions meet:

The woman purposefully displayed any part of her upper legs, any part of her torso or otherwise wore something to make her vagina, breasts or buttocks or any combination of the three more visible than it would normally be under reasonable circumstances which includes breast implants. Exceptions: The woman is dressed as slut for the purpose of picture, painting, film or other such forms of artistic production with the only people around her being either people needed to be there for the production or people who aren't supposed to be there such as someone who broke and entered. The woman is on her own residence or the residence of her guardian. The woman took off her clothes temporarily for the purpose of excretion. The woman took off her clothes for the purpose of changing clothes in a location designed for such. The woman exposes her torso for the purpose of breast feeding. The woman is being operated on at a hospital.

The woman willingly brings up sex in a public setting around three or more people for any purpose other than incrimination or education.

The woman has had sex with 5 or more different people in the last 365 days.

Additional rules: You must drag the woman away from the public's eyes before raping her. You may not take a mother away from children she needs to watch. You may not rape a woman if she is performing actions needed to handle an emergency that will result in the possible death or injury of any number of people if she is hindered. If you are male and penetrate her vagina with your penis, you must wear a condom. If you have a sexually transmittable disease and have reason to believe you do, you may not perform any acts on a woman that may give her the disease. Men may only have one orgasm before they must immediately release the woman, women may have multiple orgasms while raping a slut as long as she doesn't take an unreasonable amount of time between the orgasms. You may not drag the woman off to an unsafe place such as a highway or the side of a cliff. You may not mock your victim while raping her. You may not speak of your raping of a certain slut to anyone unless questioned by a figure of law or you will receive a 1,000 dollar fine per person you notified going up to 10,000 dollars, you may state that you raped a slut, but not address who it was specifically. Being lesbian is not a valid excuse for saying you shouldn't be raped by men, likewise, being straight is not a valid excuse for saying you shouldn't be raped by women.

Why does everyone keep saying I think rape isn't a horrible crime?