Prayer then is already an established method of communication on this world...Heaven..and obviously has scientific advantages...proven by Sigmund Freud...what more scientific answers do you need...unless you are just trying to muddy the waters.
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I'd be more inclined to believe in a divine Jesus than a UFO Jesus. Since UFO Jesus isn't a god, he's just part of a civilisation who we need to acquire their tech. Divine Jesus doesn't need to answer those questions. We're kinda bordering on Scientology here, did your version of Jesus beat Xenu?
By your logic, we are worthy of worship by remote tribes of the Amazon, New Guinea, the Sentinalese, etc. as Jesus is worthy of worship by us.
Proven by Freud, you say? Well, if a man so thoroughly backed by modern science proved it, then who am I to disagree? It's not like Freud was ever widely discredited, right?
You might as well say it was proven by Kate Bush for all the scientific weight it would have.
Oh no no no no no NO. If your "god" was just another higher being from some diffrent species, then the way this dipshit treated our own truly deserves our vengeance in time.
I myself might believe the first directive wasn`t worth the piece of paper it was written on but for fucks sake there`s tons of ways to uplift and help out a bunch of primitive apes, ones that entail staying with them on their world and slowly teaching them the sciences of universe around before inducting them into the larger society, certainly not giving them even more incentive to bash each other over the heads, making them forsake their own potential and leaving...
Unless we`re talking plainly evil entities who troll other species just for the malicious fun of it, in which case I direct to my first paragraph.
FORD PREFECT:
ARTHUR DENT:
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ARTHUR DENT:
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"The first thing we need to realise here is that Jesus Christ was not from this world. He was from another very advanced world"
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"Prayer then is already an established method of communication on this world"
Is it faster than email? Can it send attachments?
And here we see Alien Jesus in its natural habitat...
And what the hell are you talking about with prayer as communication having scientific advantages proven by that kook Freud? Even without your lunacy, you do know that most of Freud's theories are considered snark material by psychologists now, right?
*Plants CSTDT flag*
He was born in Bethlemen and was known as he Nazarene, you know, from Nazareth, Galilea. Far away from the States but not from another galaxy
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"....you know, from Nazareth, Galilea."
No [Duh!]. Not Nazareth, Galilea, Earth, but Nazareth, Xuptuclt, Wolf 359/5. Sheesh, do try to pay attention.
Thomas L. Nielsen
I'd take him seriously when there is solid verifiable evidence for his existence.
Meditation has scientific advantages, yes, which is more or less what prayer is.
If you want a guy to corroborate your argument, don't choose Sigmund Freud, dearie. He apparently jumped to more than one conclusion, because he didn't like where the evidence led him.
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