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The baby I'm pregnant with who I almost aborted when I left the Bible (thank God I decided against it) turned out to be a girl so we're going to have to try again for a boy, but the girl is still a wonderful gift from God. I will teach her and any future children about God and Jesus and about following all of his rules in the Bible. My deceased husband still needs an hier, so as soon as I'm done.

I was really hoping for a boy. The period of uncleanliness is much shorter for a boy. Now I'll have to be unclean for two weeks once she's born and then wait another 66 days to be purified before I can touch anything sacred or go to the sanctuary (church). 66 days without even touching the Bible. Oh well my husband will surely read it to me if there's anything I need.

My husband just released semen recently (outside of sex) so he's unclean for a day and is off camping in the woods.

(it will take a hell of alot more than quoting bible verses to clean up your dumbass.)

Just throwing insults around. You don't like the fact that I'm right and you're wrong. The Bible is fact. Deal with it. You can either follow the Bible or face eternal damnation. I almost slipped away from the grace of God. I almost rejected the Bible, but now I am back and I understand the Bible perfectly. And I understand that it's all true. All is to be followed. It doesn't make sense to say follow this part but not that part when God didn't make any distinction in the Bible.

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