The rumors that the Pentagon might repeal the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy are truly disturbing, to say the least.
Not only would this be a terrible disgrace to our Armed Forces; it would also add fuel to the terrorist flame. You think the terrorists hate us now? Just imagine, for a moment, how they'll react to an Army of Sodomites!
Let me make myself clear: I do not "hate" sodomites and lesbians. I have three friends who are homosexual: one sodomite, and two lesbians. I pray for them continuously that they might come unto repentance.
Due to their immoral, rebellious, and unnatural lifestyle, however, they ought not to be permitted into the Armed Forces, unless they remain silent about their lifestyle. It's just that simple!
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The rumors that the Pentagon might repeal the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy are truly disturbing, to say the least. Not only would this be a terrible disgrace to our Armed Forces
Oddly enough, Brent doesn't follow up with this part, so we have no idea how open gays in the military would be "a disgrace to our armed forces."
it would also add fuel to the terrorist flame. You think the terrorists hate us now? Just imagine, for a moment, how they'll react to an Army of Sodomites!
Who cares? Last I knew, the purpose of the American army wasn't to make terrorists happy.
Let me make myself clear: I do not "hate" sodomites and lesbians. I have three friends who are homosexual: one sodomite, and two lesbians.
Aww, Brent loves his sodomite friend! That's magnanimous of you, asshole.
I pray for them continuously that they might come unto repentance.
So you don't hate them, you just wish they weren't who they were.
Due to their immoral, rebellious, and unnatural lifestyle,
You have yet to prove that gays are immoral. I don't know what "unnatural" means. And rebellious just makes no sense in this context.
however, they ought not to be permitted into the Armed Forces, unless they remain silent about their lifestyle.
Why? What purpose would that serve?
It's just that simple!
And Brent stomps his foot and insists he's right just "because." After all, the veracity of a statement is equal to the emphasis with which it is asserted.
Wow, if Brent refers to his 'gay' friends as immoral, rebellious sodomites with unnatural lifestyles, I wonder what he has to say for the rest of us?
Homosexuality is a sexual orientation not a lifestyle.
If the terrorists hate us for our freedoms, why don't they love us more whenever we curtail our freedoms? Besides, it seems that on this issue, you agree with the terrorists rather than with our staunchest military allies in the free world.
The muslims hate us for a number of reasons. If we take away homosexuals, we´re actually fueling them, not the opposite. Imagine, what are they going to think of an army of beer-drinkers, smokers, not-polygamous men who bed whoever they want and eat pork?. And, on the other side, aren´t we critisising them because they don´t drink, don´t eat pork.............?. It´s not a rebellious unnatural lifestyle, sorry, at least as unnatural as,say, having your first sexual relationship at 30 or never having one, to begin with, can be.
Brent once again taking a wussy stance. If yer gonna persecute teh gays, B-man, ya need to really stick it to 'em! 'Cause it looks like yer goin' all sof on their back-door shenanigans...yer gonna allow then to serve as long as they keep it quiet at night in the barracks? So being a "sodomite" is OK as long as yer "in the closet?" (Or I suppose in the Army it would be "in the footlocker.")not their friend. You're their judgmental prick.
Sodomites in the army! Jesus H. tap-dancing flying rat's ass-fuck Christ where do these people come from?!
The fact that you ray for their "repetance" shows you truly don't care about them as a friend. If they were actually friends to you, you would accept their lifestyle and not try to get them to change their way. Friends are your friends because of who they are to you. If you cannot accept their homosexual lifestyle, you cannot accept their friendship.
"Here's how I feel about gays in the military: Anyone
dumb enough
to want to be in the military
should be allowed in. End of fucking story. That should be the only requirement. I don't care how many push-ups you can do put on a helmet, go wait in that fox hole. We'll tell you when we need you to kill somebody. I've been watching all these Congressional hearings and all these military guys and all the pundits going, "The esprit de corps will be affected, and we are such a moral
" Excuse me, but aren't you all a bunch of fucking hired killers? Shut up! You are thugs, and when we need you to go blow the fuck out of a nation of little brown people, we'll let you know. Until then
"
lol - Army of Sodomites reminds me of Eddie Izzard's Transvestite Brigade:
Jesus Fucking Christ! You'd think that B®ent would find something important to worry about...pterygotus : my sentiment exactly.
lol - Army of Sodomites reminds me of Eddie Izzard's Transvestite Brigade:
Perhaps it reminds B®ent of Army of Darkness; I imagine that for a fundie like him, being attacked by a horde of fabulous gay zombies would be his worst nightmare come true: if he gets bitten, he'll catch TEH GHEY!!1!one!! (and zombyism of course, but that would be a step up from brain-dead fundie)
And they're missing a huge opportunity here, cause we all know one of the main elements of attack is the element of surprise, and so what could be more surprising than the 1st Battalion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne wing! The airborne wing parachuting into dangerous areas with fantastic makeup! And a fantastic gun! And the opposing forces going, "Fucking ell, look at these guys! Look at that! They’ve got guns. They've got guns! Jesus, they've got guns!" Ah, bugger. I was so surprised! Were you surprised? I was surprised.
And don't forget
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Dear Bent, Please don't be my friend. Thank You. Please define Sodomy for us since the act itself can be performed by two (or more) people of opposite sexes. Does Gawd hate sodomy only if it's done by two people of the same sex, or does (S)He also have a thing about straight sodomy?
Boy, what wouldn't I give for a friend like you, Brent. MY lame old friends and I accept one another unconditionally, but self-righteous prayer is so much better.
"Not only would this be a terrible disgrace to our Armed Forces; it would also add fuel to the terrorist flame. You think the terrorists hate us now? Just imagine, for a moment, how they'll react to an Army of Sodomites!"
Yeah, the terrorist might get REALLY mad and fly a plane, uh, send car bombs to...oh, right, burn the American fl-. Hmm. What would they do? Bomb a play?
You have a "sodomite" friend.own repentance, B®ent.
Let me make myself clear: I do not "hate" sodomites and lesbians."
I'm just gonna let Lewis Black handle this one.
"As for the actual Defense Department, they’re in a bit of denial themselves about homosexuality, which they’re still classifying as a mental disorder. Now, by the way, that’s something mental health professionals stop doing back in the 60’s, when the Pentagon was still just an itty bitty triangle. You know what? I don’t care what this administration thinks of gays! Right now, our military cannot afford to turn anyone away. We need boots on the ground! And if some of those boots happen to be Prada, fabulous!"
I am so glad you don't "hate" them; however, you do HATE them, which just shows what a difference a quotation mark makes.
I'll sign off with:
Busily NOT coming unto repentance.
You know, you guys are railing against him, but you look at it this way. Suddenly, if he has his way, there's an easy way to circumnavigate the draft!
Yes, how DARE they be open about their sexuality!
Also, that "army of sodomites" thing sounds a lot like the Gay Bomb...maybe we should be using this "homosexual agenda" against the terrorists, eh?
The "sodomites" were already there, stupid. They just didn't say anything about it.
You do not "hate" them, but you attack them for their "immoral, rebellious and unnatural lifestyle"? That looks pretty hateful from this angle.
The "lifestyle" doesn't change due to openness, ya know. They are just as homosexual whether you know of it or not.
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