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Satan used to be an angel but he turned evil into Satan
a Guy from GWAR is an athiest and sometimes dresses as satan in concert
so he is an athiest that worships satan
so athiest=satan
duh
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There are times when I think that it must be a lot of fun to be certifiably insane.
Think about it. You wouldn't have to worry about logic anymore.
*sigh* Not today, though.
Dressing like satan!=worshipping satan
One athiest!=all atheism
Kid must be 12.
Seriously, either that, or his signature is a parody of incoherent English, bad logical processing, and anti-atheist hysteria.
@IanC
I'm on US servers, though D:
Fortunately, as tracer said, probably a PvPer, and I'm on an RP server.
Furthermore, satan used to be one of the jobs held by any of the angels, but was turned evil first from schisms within the Jews identifying their opponents with a satan (as opposed to mythological monsters - kind of like "Hey, we might be opposed to these guys, but calling them monsters is a bit much, after all they're still Jews, so we'll identify them with bothersome angels instead.") and then by Christianity, with it's Zoroastrian-influenced good-evil dichotomy, hijacking the term to demonise its opponents.
And Colin Farrell dresses as Alexander the Great, so he is Alexander the Great.
You are missing some common sense.
I've been a vampire for Halloween.
Our father, who art in his coffin,
Vlad be thy name...
emau99 said:
"There are times when I think that it must be a lot of fun to be certifiably insane.
Think about it. You wouldn't have to worry about logic anymore.
*sigh* Not today, though.
Dressing like satan!=worshipping satan
One athiest!=all atheism"
Why not today?
Jesus used to be a mortal but he got all killed and stuff, and then rose from the dead. People celebrate this event with bunnies, which is a fertility symbol so Resurrection=Erection and Jesus=dick.
This is fun!
This guy sucks but since we are talking WoW, I play on Earthen Ring. Kalthrak and Drekavac. Pally and Lock respectively.
Yeah yeah...nerd..I know.
Yet Rangers still Lead the Way :)
dressing as someone is not worship. I've dressed as Batman, Spiderman, a zombie, and an assortment of other things/people in my time. I'm certainly not a polytheist, not that any of those are deities anyway with the possible exception of the zombie assuming it might be zombie Jesus.
Atheist cannot equal Satanist. Satan only exists in your fairy tale and by definition atheists don't believe in it.
Dressing as someone isn't worship. I played Mary in my church's Christmas pageant when I was eight, and I don't worship her. I've done acting before, and I don't worship Anne Frank or Ophelia from Hamlet. I was Death from Sandman for Halloween, and I don't worship her.
I am an Asatruar that dresses up as a werewolf sometimes. So Asatruar=Werewolf. Duh.
Wait, actually, there are the Berserkers, which are kinda like that, but still, not everyone is a Berserker. My analogy stands.
"...a group of ancient alien gods..."
According to your average fundie, any non christian god is satan or in league with him.
yes, i certainly base all of my moral and ethical values on what the 'guy from GWAR' does
seriously, could you be more of a douchebag?
Because surely the dudes from GWAR can't just be having FUN and teasing the lunatic Christians, right?
I dressed up as a raver-ized devil a few years ago, too. Does that mean I'm secretly Satan, too?
(I liked that costume a lot. It was cute; I'd wear it again any day!)
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