"Jesus was not a Jew"
...yet, he was born of a Nazarene Jew mother; he had the Bris, and later underwent the Bar Mitzvah.
"He is from the children of Israel (Jacob)"
Who are (and was) Jews. And in that order.
Question: Adam Richman, presenter of TV's "Man Vs. Food", was born in a Jewish family; had the Bris and a Bar Mitzvah. Yet, he's eaten pork and shellfish (boy, does he eat it!). Now, in light of Matthew 15:11, does the fact he openly professes his love of bacon make him any less a Jew?
Enjoy your paradox, paraclitoris.
--EDIT--
@Kuno
"@Anon-e-moose:
...yet, he was born of a Nazarene Jew mother; he had the Bris,
And we know that because his foreskin is now known as the rings of Saturn!"
GROAN
...as opposed to, say, the rings around Uranus.
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And after watching the 'Prickles' section of the "Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt)" OVA, I can never look at a packet of Hula Hoops in the same way again. XP X3
