You really do have cheese for brains if you deny that there is a Supreme Intelligence governing the universe when there are all kinds of proofs in nature for the existence of the Supreme Intelligence who governs the universe.
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... there are all kinds of proofs ...
George must be a friggin' genius. People have been trying for 2,500 years to prove the existence of God, and now he has a proof so obvious that people must have cheese for brains if they deny it. Maybe he should submit a paper outlining this miraculous proof to the American Philosophical Association so the rest of the ignorant cheese-for-brains human race can share it.
Well... that's true. Kind of tautological, in fact. If there's tons of evidence that a supreme intelligence governs the universe, and you believe there is no such intelligence, you have, to put it colloquially, cheese for brains.
Since people with, well, brains for brains overwhelmingly doubt such a supreme intelligence, it follows that no such evidence exists. This argument is called "Modus Tollens".
"You really do have cheese for brains if you deny that there is a Supreme Intelligence governing the universe when there are all kinds of proofs in nature for the existence of the Supreme Intelligence who governs the universe."
Like? Come on, it's not that hard. Just tell me first ten on the empirical list...
Ah yes, the 'Watchmaker Analogy' so beloved of those '(Un)Intelligent Design'-ists still in that river in Egypt, post-Kitzmiller vs. Dover. Well, I've got something that completely annihilates your argument; even before I rely on KvD:
Every sentient being has an origin. No Exceptions. Even the watchmaker had a mother and father.
And if your so-called 'Supreme Intelligence' himself had a creator, therefore he's not so 'Supreme'. So why aren't you lot worshipping his creators...?! [/smartarse]
@Lizuka
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You really do have cheese for brains if you deny that there is a Supreme Intelligence governing the universe[
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Bah, the most the Supreme Intelligence ever ruled was the Kree empire, not the whole universe. [/comic-geek]
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