Hey, dude. Wake up. You're a follower of your father, the devil.
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Atheists are evil, and all the while your dumbass god is out killing people with floods, hunger, disease, lightning, earthquakes, volcanoes, tornadoes and so on. And as if that wasn't enough, then he goes and condemns good, innocent people to eternal fiery torture for not falling for his lies. Now, how do atheists compare here?
You know, "spiritual warfare." Just like Al Qaeda.
Nah, not a wizard, a cleric. He gets all his spells by praying for them.
Hey, dude, you're living in the 21st Century. Why don't you grow up,act like an adult, and try to learn something before it's too late.
Satan has children now?, children who don´t believe in God, the guy who expelled their daddy from paradise?, this is new to me. Upset because he´s in a site with all those fearing Christian idiots who are unable to debate?, I think that the one who is scared is you.
You've messed with the wrong site, man. There are Yawheh fearing Christians on here who practice spiritual warfare, so we aren't affected by your rubbish nonsense. image
You best be repenting before it's too late man.
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Yeah dude, because Jesus is like, so gnarly man! He'll like, send you to, like heaven man! And he like, loves you too dude! Though he'll send you to hell if you, like, diss on him man!
Bring it on! I'm lvl 15 dark conjurer. Prepare to face my army of summoned D&D monsters, helped by elementals and spells from Magic The Gathering.
And that's how the "spiritual warfare" is lead! *wink*
Hey any loser poser from The Resistence Manifesto site. Here I am. I'm calling all you fakes out today. Get all you Yawheh (Yahweh I'm guessing) shit together, gather your Angel buddies and go for it.
Shut me and my demons (snicker) down. I double God dare you.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Maryannu and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nubia, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in charity warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Pharaonic armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Maryannu of the Two Lands and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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