Ok heres the truth. Evolution is false, and Creation is true. You ask how's that. Well First off Im a Chistian and I know that God Created the Universe, and second how can something so Beautiful just appear like that? Its impossible. I mean Baseball or Basketball or cars just didnt appear just like that they have to be thought about and then they have to be created. So thats my explanation.
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"[H]ow can something so Beautiful just appear like that? Its impossible. I mean Baseball or Basketball or cars just didnt appear just like that they have to be thought about and then they have to be created. So thats my explanation." God is beautiful? So I guess God must have been created too? By the FSM, perhaps (who isn't beautiful, just very noodly).
How can something so Ugly just appear like that? Praying mantises eating the heads off their lovers, chimps murdering each other, babies born with their internal organs on the outside--is all that evidence of a loving god too?
What the fuck is a Chistian?
I agree that baseball, basketball and cars had to be created. They were - just not by God.
Evolution is false, and Creation is true, because you are a Chistian? How did you work that one out?
I know that evolution is happening as we write. What makes your "I know" more true than my "I know"?
The world didn't just appear , it took billions of years to become today's world.
Cars wasn't just created; first there were primitive wheel-barrows, then animal-drawn carts, then fancier animal-drawn carts.
So if inorganic, inanimate, man-made objects incapable of reproduction and mutation didn't evolve, then organic, animate, non-man-made objects capable of reproduction and mutation can't have either? That's fundie logic for you.
Ok heres the truth. Evolution is false, and Creation is true.
Or, more precisely, here is what you have been led to believe is the truth.
You ask how's that. Well First off Im a Ch(r)istian
Wow, what a surprise.
how can something so Beautiful just appear like that?
Your God must be fugly as hell then.
I mean Baseball or Basketball or cars just didnt appear just like that they have to be thought about and then they have to be created.
Yes, we create those things because we need them. We "need" for we are imperfect. God, a perfect being, can't be needful, for then he isn't perfect, and if he isn't perfect...
Ok heres the truth. You're a moron, You ask how's that. Well First off your post makes it pretty obvious, and second, I can tell. How can you be smart? Its impossible. I mean you've given me way more evidence in your post that you're a moron than there is for god to have created the universe. So thats my explanation.
Cricket, Football, and Brompton Bicycles . Invented in good old Blighty.
Yorkshire is known as 'God's Own Country'.
(*sings *)
'And did those feet in ancient time. On England's pleasant pastures seen
And did the Countenance Divine, And was Jerusalem builded here
Bring me my Bow of burning gold Bring me my Chariots of Fire!
(*Insert tune by Vangelis here *) X3
I will not cease from mental fight, Till we have built Jerusalem In England's green & pleasant Land '
Therefore thanks for admitting that God is [I]British[/I]. [/Al Murray (Pub Landlord)] You said it, I didn't.
So because man has created things, therefore a magical supernatural sky-pixie exists, created the universe, and is the only possible explanation?
"So that's my explanation"
No, you should have said "So that's my non-sequitur."
“Ok heres the truth.”
“Evolution is false, and Creation is true.”
“You ask how's that.”
“Well First off Im a Chistian and I know that God Created the Universe,”
“and second how can something so Beautiful just appear like that?”
“Its impossible"
“I mean Baseball or Basketball or cars just didnt appear just like that they have to be thought about and then they have to be created.”
“So thats my explanation.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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