If you used to believe in evolution, then you ought to have learned enough biology to know what a mammal is, stupid. It's an animal that gives birth to live offspring (except the monotremes) and nurse their offspring with milk. If humans are not animals, then we must be either fungi, plants or minerals.
The Bible doesn't teach about the adaptation of life at all, to my knowledge. It only speaks about the origin, or creation of life, which the evolution doesn't care about. For all we know, God might have said "Let there be evolution", after he was done with the creation. Any smart deity would, as it's a very efficient way for life to manage itself, leaving God free to smite people who wear clothes of mixed fabrics, refuse to impregnate their brother's widow, or dare to work on the Sabbath.
Scientific theory = layman's fact
The process of evolution IS fact, as it has been observed, both in nature and in laboratories. The Theory of Evolution is the science that describes this process, and it's one of the solidest theories around, with the most evidence in its favor.
You mean "before I suffered a severe contusion and fracture of the skull, which left me permanently brain-addled", right?
