I'm feeling a temptation coming over me right now. I need as many prayer warriors to help me with this demon as possible.
Thanks to you and God in advance.
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This does not count as "fundie." If anything, it's seemingly meant to be anti-Pentecostal rather than anti-"fundie." This website's definition--"An archive of the most hilarious, bizarre, ignorant, bigoted, and terrifying quotes from fundies all over the internet!"--does not fit with this quote that has been submitted. One of the fastest growing denominations worldwide (check out its Wikipedia article), the Pentecostal church, while I agree with nearly nothing it promotes, is well represented by such doctrines and practices (or even offices and alleged "spiritual gifts") as "prayer warriors." I believe this submission was made in spite or ignorance. Either way, in all honesty, it ought to be removed, as it does not conform to the standards set forth by this website.
Dokken/Dream Warriors parody
I cannot help but feel sorry for these individuals that have been brainwashed by their church into thinking that their body is evil and sinful and must be purged by hellfire or tribulation.
Why can't one person do the job? Is God deaf or something?7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen [do]: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking. 8 Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.
The fundieness in this post is thinking that "prayer warriors" praying for you over the internet is going to do anything at all. If the temptation involves drug or alcohol addiction, going to an AA meeting or calling your counselor would actually do some good. If the temptation involves sexual activity (appropriate or not) then see a good shrink. This praying over the internet crap is pure superstition.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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