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The ultimate truth about time

This is your one and only chance of experiencing this reality. There is no "God", there is no afterlife. Nothing you do matters in the grand scale of things. Nothing can escape the heat death of the universe.

Your goal is to make the most out of this one chance to experience reality. The average lifespan is 80 years of life for a male in developed countries. Take away 8 hours of sleep per day, take away the last 10 years for being too old to have sex (low test, limp dick, etc), take away your current age which is around 25 (average user age on this forum), and if you work take away another 8 hours per day. You are left with ~ 120.000 hours (depending on your current age, employment, etc.) of free time to experience this reality before you perish into nothingness. Do the math. That is 13 years of woke life left (120k / 24h). That is a very short time. You probably clocked over 10 thousand hours just on playing WoW. Now consider all the other games you played, all the TV shows and stuff you watched, all the forums and websites you browsed, etc. basically that IS where ALL your time goes and WILL continue to go. Now think about how much time you spent enjoying with your girlfriend, going with her to places, kissing her, having her stroke your penis, inserting your penis into her, etc. - that's right, NONE. Nothing. Nada. Just imagine, out of those 120 thousand hours you have, not one single hour will be spent on experiencing the greatest pleasure a human can experience. Just let that sink in.

Those 120 thousand hours is all you get. That's it. This is your one and only chance to experience reality. You will never have that chance again. Think deeply about that and realize that another hour just passed. One hour is all it takes to have an experience with 2 girls, them making out and sucking your cock and fucking you - just one hour. That one hour would be enough to fuel all your future masturbations just remembering it. Yep, that's the kind of shit Chad experiences on a daily basis. While you literally waste you 120k hours on stupid shit, he spends them enjoymaxxing. Even if Chad stopped now, he would have enough experiences in his memory to fuel masturbation for the rest of his life without needing to watch porn to get off.

TLDR; You have 120 thousand hours to experience life, but you spend them being a pathetic subhuman loser virgin sitting alone in your room, while Chad fucks jailbaits

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