Trump isn't the antichrist, he's Jesus's little brother if anything.
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Actually, Milo Yiannopoulos as the Antichrist works better, with Trump as a sort of anti-Father figure. That's why Milo calls Trump "Daddy". It's also why angry crowds are always trying to silence Milo, and whenever they do he always begs his "Daddy" to step in and save him.
Meanwhile, Steve Bannon is the Unholy Spirit lurking behind the scenes, telling the gullible masses what to believe and read. Together, they form an unholy trinity. And from their mouths come an army of evil spirits that look like frogs.
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@DarkPhoenix
Trump claims Bannon has lost his mind since Trump fired him.
But to lose his mind, he would have to have had a mind to lose in the first place!
Bannon never changed, as far as I noticed. Only Trump's perception of him.
Then again, Trump's perception of everything changes randomly anywhere from every few hours to every few days, due to a mix of the chaos in his mind and his utterly self-serving nature. So that doesn't say very much.
Trump isn't the antichrist
A certain book by Steve Bannon would suggest otherwise.
As "Spycatcher" was to Maggie Thatcher (*spit *), this one will be to Donald Fart.
@Hu's On First
Actually, Milo Yiannopoulos as the Antichrist works better, with Trump as a sort of anti-Father figure
Time to wheel out a certain image link . (WARNING: NSFW. Yep, it's that one!)
You're right about him not being the Anti-Christ.
No one is.
If anyone's even making that comment it's of your wackadoo cult.
I'm just waiting for the day he disses Jesus, calls him a glorified coffee boy or something. He's done it with everybody he came in with, they're the best until they fuck up or don't toady enough, then they were never really a thing.
Not that he'll lose the cult, they're in it for the hate. they've been running around for weeks getting pissed that nobodies cares if they say Merry Christmas. How many of these knobs put a MAGA hat or Trump figure on top of their Christmas tree this year? I'm betting a lot
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