What the world would be like if Evolution were true:
Ever seen Saw, Saw2 and Saw 3? Imagine everybody living like Jigsaw, and thats what Evolution in action is all about!
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Billy, don't be a zero, don't be a fool with your life!
Billy, don't be a zero, come back and make us some tea
And as he started to go she said, "Billy, you need to let go.
Billy, don't be a zero, come back to reality."
Jigsaw put people through torturous traps in order to make them appreciate the fact that they were still alive and to value their remaining time, so that they would use it wisely. ("Most people are so ungrateful to be alive" ring a bell?)
By contrast, creationists teach that our lives are worthless, that we're all damned unless we force ourselves to live the way they tell us to, and that this world doesn't matter.
So who's the bigger sadist in this picture?
@The Watcher, Spot on!
I'd never put that scene together before in my head, but damn if that isn't exactly right.
BTW billyboy, Evolution IS true and I still haven't met Shawnee Smith.
If your limb offends you, cut it off...
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Let a woman learn in silence with full submission...
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But Jael, Heber's wife, picked up a tent peg and a hammer and went quietly to him while he lay fast asleep, exhausted. She drove the peg through his temple into the ground, and he died...
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It's about time biblical movies didn't skate around the violence of god.
What the world would be like if Creation were true:
Ever switched off all the lights, put on a blindfold and closed your eyes really tightly, so you can see absolutely nothing, zilch, niente, zero? That's still a whole lot more than you'd see if Creation were true.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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