Dancing is a popular form of celebration and partying by all ethnicities. But why is Barack Obama rarely seen dancing, or even allowing and attending dancing. Perhaps I've missed it (please let me know if I have). I know, there was one highly staged politically correct dance with Ellen DeGeneris as Obama was catering to her audience. But where's the rest?
One explanation is that the Islamic sharia disfavors dancing.
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One explanation is that the Islamic sharia disfavors dancing.
Well, there's that minor fact that he's not a fucking muslim.
Perhaps he's a tad busy to be wasting time dancing, you idiot.
@demodocos:
Although this one is good, I must repeat that these are Mevlevi dervishes, quite different than mainstream Muslims. They are extremely tolerant of anyone and any philosophy, and their leader once even sympathized with a prostitute, saying: "You are the martyrs for the virtue of our wives and daughters."
Come, come, whoever you are,
Wanderer, idolater, worshipper of fire,
Come even though you have broken your vows a thousand times,
Come, and come yet again.
Ours is not a caravan of despair
Mevlana Jalaladdin Rumi
Another explanation is that the christian sharia outlaws dancing.
http://www.ivanfoster.org/article.asp?date=6/1/2001&seq=7
Gospel ministers have been required to show that participation by Christians in mixed dancing is wrong. This demand has been made of Free Presbyterian Church ministers, in the wake of the recent Presbytery statement condemning line dancing. Such demands are indicative of the times in which we live.
The relationship between Christians and dancing has rarely been in dispute in the history of the church and no spiritually minded Christian has ever been an advocate of such activities.
I wish to reiterate the Christian’s opposition to dancing.
1. DANCING IS CONTRARY TO GOD’S CALL FOR US TO BE SEPARATE FROM
THE WORLD.
"But why is Barack Obama rarely seen dancing, or even allowing and attending dancing"
Because he doesn't want to embarrass himself in public (& thus give you freaks any tabloid ammunition).
Two Words: Dad Dancing.
The poor bastard can't do anything right in the eyes of your retards, can he? If he was seen engaging in legit dancing, say, with his married wife, you'd probably call him a sex fiend.
Also, he's not a Muslim. Seriously. You just want him to be because you feel that bigotry against muslims is still acceptable, but you know that your racist beliefs are not.
"One explanation is that the Islamic sharia disfavors dancing."
Which would have about as much effect on Obama as it does my dog.
When are you people going to drop this "he's a Muslim!!1!1! " bullshit?
Or maybe he doesn't like dancing.
If you could pull your head out of your ass and stop making generalizations, you would remember humans leave a lot of behavior up to individual personality.
I also hate dancing.
Also, not very fundie.
Wait a minute -- you fundies HATE dancing.
And more importantly, why is Obama rarely seen parachuting off a cliff during a gunfight with Nazi T-Rexes?
One explanation is that the Islamic sharia disfavors dancing.
So, traditionally, have Southern Baptists. Do you have a point?
If Islam disfavors dancing, then what was that . And since when does "all ethnicities" not include Muslim people?
Irregardless, as Mr Obama is a Christian, it doesn't matter whether Islam disfavors dancing, any more than whether Buddhism disfavors pipe-smoking.
Have you ever seen Mr Obama smoking a pipe?
It's "DeGeneres", not "DeGeneris", stupid. Don't you know it's disrespectful to misspell people's names? Didn't your mother teach you any manners at all?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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