Dinosaurs were created by Fallen Angels and Satan angels NOT by GOD!!!
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I can't make any sense of this. Yeah, he's saying that dinosaurs were created by fallen angels AND satan angels ? What are satan angels ? Not by god ? What ?
Lemme read again...
Nope, I don't understand it. Doesn't really matter since it's probably bullshit anyway.
Dinosaurs were created by Fallen Angels and Satan angels NOT by GOD!!!
Hold it right there, douche nozzle. One of the supporting legs of Christianity is the idea that only Jehovah can create. Satan, however, can only imitate or corrupt what Jehovah has created.
Christ almighty, don't they teach you fundies anything these days? Me having to explain your theology to you has to be akin to Stephen Hawking needing to correct Lance Armstrong's approach to bicycling.
I have a fanatical nitwit of an uncle who believes something similar: that dinosaurs never existed, but God put facsimile bones in the ground to fool the faithless (yes, he thinks the world is 6,012 years old now).
When I was about 13, I asked him if that meant God was essentially a liar. He fumed helplessly until distracted by lunch.
Please give me the book, chapter, and verse that states that Ha Satan is capable of creating anything. You do realize that Satan is an angel who acts as a prosecutor in Yahweh's court, not an all-powerful evil being who almost equals god in power and opposes him. Right?
Are Satan angels the same as Hells Angels? And here I always thought it was just a biker club.
Considering the average fundie, he gets points for not saying they were created by Satin angles.
You know, I have a fallen angel character. His name is Ice Farrow. He kills evil people, and is obsessed with destroying evil. He can fly only at night, with his bicurious little brother, who is a sorcerer(named after the warlock Richard from LFG). -sigh- Yeah....
Then they did a pretty good job, seeing as dinosaurs lasted for something like 170 million years. It took God a fucking long time to figure out a way to get rid of them.
Oh wait, I forgot. The planet is only 6000 years old.
And the dinosaurs ruled the planet for over 160 million years. We have only existed for roughly 2 million years, and according to you, we may not be around much longer.
Looks like Satan builds things to last. No wonder Jesus gave up carpentry.
This is a modern dinosaur!
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SATANIC! Stare not into the fluffy! It is the DOWNY FLUFF OF DOOOOOM!! This vile dinosaur was forged in the pit of HELL in order to lead man astray from GOD(and make faaaabulous feather-dusters)!!
By that logic, that all creatures that prove evolution are Satanic, I shudder to think what lovecraftian depths bacteria, drosphila fruit flies and domesticated dogs come from.
So now, it is official:
Satan IS the good guy!
"Dinosaurs were created by Fallen Angels"
...so the exctinction event was Third Impact?
What about Rei Ayanami? [/Lilith]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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