aaron #fundie

aaron #fundie fulfilledprophecy.com

Funny you should mention that. I was just thinking of how much 'white horse' and 'white house' sound alike.

And then there's that pic. of Obama under the white horse at Mile High Stadium in Denver.

It's cold here in Minnesota, but I've got chills, and it ain't from the weather.

It's time to turn to the Lord, and not be influenced by this evil, sinful world.

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old comment by Anon-e-moose

A white horse goes into a pub, and asks the barman for a glass of whisky.

The barman says 'Which brand would you like? There's one even named after you!'

The white horse replies 'What... Eric?!'

[/Old Chestnut]

An old joke? Neigh!

...I'll get my coat. XP X3

Later that day, a black horse enters the same pub. The barman says to the horse 'No, you need the Lloyds/TSB bank; it's just down the road!'

After the black horse leaves, William Shakespeare goes into the pub. The barman spots him, then immediately fumbles in his pockets for something, all the while muttering 'I've waited twenty-five years to do this!'. He takes out of a pocket a clown's red nose, puts it on, then he strikes a dramatic finger-pointing pose of his own choosing to Shakespeare, and exclaims:

'You're Bard!'

[/Old Chestnut II]

...yes, that one I found on the Rosetta Stone, and I'll get my coat II. XP X3

aaron #fundie fulfilledprophecy.com

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Confused?