Evolutionists say that YOU used to be a fish. Do you really believe that? Sounds like a Brothers Grimm fairy tale to me. It takes more faith to believe an amoeba is my daddy, than to believe that God created me. Where are all those elusive transitional forms, such as lizards with feathers? There should be MILLIONS of them, but NOT ONE has been found. The "missing link" will NEVER be found because it does NOT exist! Evolution is NOT observable, testable, or repeatable. Evolution is NOT science! Evolution is a faith, a belief, a RELIGION; the religion of atheism and humanism!
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"Evolutionists say that YOU used to be a fish."No, those of us who understand and accept the ToE say that you and fish shared a common ancestor millions and millions of years ago.
"Do you really believe that?"
Of course not. You're putting words in our mouths that we never said.
"Sounds like a Brothers Grimm fairy tale to me."
Yes, I agree that sounds ridiculous.
How 'bout this, A God for whom there is no evidence sent his son to earth by way of his rape of a virgin, who after the rape was still a virgin, and had this son killed to atone for the sins of all humanity. The son was dead for 3 days, but then showed up alive. Later, he ascended into some remote and unproven paradise where we will go after death if we believe that this son of the unproven God is our savior. Now THAT sounds like a fairy tale.
"It takes more faith to believe an amoeba is my daddy, than to believe that God created me."
We who understand and accept the ToE do not claim that an amoeba is you daddy. We claim that you and the amoeba share a common ancestor way, way, way back. Believing you were created by God requires faith because there is no evidence to support that position.
"Where are all those elusive transitional forms, such as lizards with feathers?"
You mean archeopteryx, a perfect transitional form between reptiles and birds?
"There should be MILLIONS of them, but NOT ONE has been found."
How 'bout tiktaalik?
"The "missing link" will NEVER be found because it does NOT exist!"
There are indeed gaps in the fossil record, but there are many, many transitional forms, and more are being found every year.
"Evolution is NOT observable, testable, or repeatable."
Sit down and shut up, you're way beyond your depth. Stop listening to Cuzin Willy's Baptoid Babble Study and crack open a science book.
"Evolution is NOT science!"
Wrong. Nothing else to say to that but WRONG.
"Evolution is a faith, a belief, a RELIGION; the religion of atheism and humanism!"
In addition to that science book, grab a dictionary and have some kind, bright person help you look up "religion," "faith," "belief" and "science." Also, check out "atheism" and "humanism," your vocabulary is woefully screwed up.
Another home schooler hits the internet.
Where are all those elusive transitional forms, such as lizards with feathers? There should be MILLIONS of them, but NOT ONE has been found. Evolution is NOT observable, testable, or repeatable.
Neither is astronomy. So what?
It seems we have another fundie who wants Zeno's Fossil:
Um, most small carnivorous dinosaurs were probably feathered. The ones from Liaoning Province in China are preserved well enough too show this, along with the aforementioned Archaeopteryx from Bavaria.
"Listen to me! Listen to me! Evoluton is a religion, it is , it is, it is !!!!!" (Sticks fingers in ears) "La la la la la la la la la la la la la."
Evolution is NOT observable, testable, or repeatable.
It takes more faith to believe an amoeba is my daddy, than to believe that God created me. you , just that God created humans. You grew from a single cell. The blueprint came from your parents' cells. The process by which you come from your parents has been pretty completely explained by ordinary chemistry.
So it takes more faith to believe your ancestors were a lot shorter and hairier and had smaller brains than to believe a woman was created from a man's rib, snakes talk and eating magic fruit caused God to put a curse on mankind which he later lifted as a reward for torturing his son to death?
No, an evolutionist will say "My parents were human,I am a human, I used to be a human, I will always be a human." If you think that you used to be fish and/or that your father was an amoeba, I think that you have some psychological issues and need help! As far as the rest of your post, a good dictionary should your problem with "incorrect word meanings". Evolution is not a religion, it is a "proven scientific theory"! Atheism is not a religion, it is "the absence of religion". Humanism is not a religion, it is a philosophy. Now, you may still be considered insane(your beliefs on your parentage are batshit crazy, not to mention sexually impossible) but at least you won't be considered stupid as a post.
Amber's putting the "cretin" back in "cretinist."
"Where are all those elusive transitional forms, such as lizards with feathers? There should be MILLIONS of them, but NOT ONE has been found."Sigh. I could show you substantial evidence that carnivorous dinosaurs had feathers, but you'd just reject it and say "Leik NO OMFG tehn it muts bii a tr00 burd lol!!!!!!11!!11!111!111one"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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