"Evolutionists say that YOU used to be a fish."
No, those of us who understand and accept the ToE say that you and fish shared a common ancestor millions and millions of years ago.
"Do you really believe that?"
Of course not. You're putting words in our mouths that we never said.
"Sounds like a Brothers Grimm fairy tale to me."
Yes, I agree that sounds ridiculous.
How 'bout this, A God for whom there is no evidence sent his son to earth by way of his rape of a virgin, who after the rape was still a virgin, and had this son killed to atone for the sins of all humanity. The son was dead for 3 days, but then showed up alive. Later, he ascended into some remote and unproven paradise where we will go after death if we believe that this son of the unproven God is our savior. Now THAT sounds like a fairy tale.
"It takes more faith to believe an amoeba is my daddy, than to believe that God created me."
We who understand and accept the ToE do not claim that an amoeba is you daddy. We claim that you and the amoeba share a common ancestor way, way, way back. Believing you were created by God requires faith because there is no evidence to support that position.
"Where are all those elusive transitional forms, such as lizards with feathers?"
You mean archeopteryx, a perfect transitional form between reptiles and birds?
"There should be MILLIONS of them, but NOT ONE has been found."
How 'bout tiktaalik?
"The "missing link" will NEVER be found because it does NOT exist!"
There are indeed gaps in the fossil record, but there are many, many transitional forms, and more are being found every year.
"Evolution is NOT observable, testable, or repeatable."
Sit down and shut up, you're way beyond your depth. Stop listening to Cuzin Willy's Baptoid Babble Study and crack open a science book.
"Evolution is NOT science!"
Wrong. Nothing else to say to that but WRONG.
"Evolution is a faith, a belief, a RELIGION; the religion of atheism and humanism!"
In addition to that science book, grab a dictionary and have some kind, bright person help you look up "religion," "faith," "belief" and "science." Also, check out "atheism" and "humanism," your vocabulary is woefully screwed up.