I'm repeating what many major news networks have been discussing long before the election. Obama isn't quite sure of what he's doing either, he's being led like all of the world is. Are you one who believes that God is in control? I do, and since He is, I don't see it any other way but Prophetically and here is where people have differences. The 44th President could've been a white man and it would've made no difference. The fact is, he's the 44th Prez.
Wife = 1
together they form a counterfeit image of 144 that represents an image of God's 144,000 elect rulers who were once ruling this land before 1776. The problem with U.S. patrons is that they are U.S. patrons, not followers of Christ, I say this because we are not a real Christian nation but hypocrites. That's my opinion and my right to say this.
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What.
Also, if you think "the elect" (who, correct me if I'm wrong, are the ones supposed to get into heaven, not rulers on Earth) were in charge of the US before 1776... I guess they're the British? Their view of Christianity is, uh, not what I'd expect of god's elite rulers.
You forgot that 1776 is
77
and
6 + 1
which is 777
So the USA as founded was a disguised Antichrist!
Notice however that the Confederate Constitution was adopted on 3-11-1861, which is
3 * (1+1) = 6
So by defeating the True Antichrist of the slave states, the USA purged itself of the hidden evil of slavery on which it was founded, and the Federal Government is in fact God's Chosen Instrument for ruling!
So hand over the guns, Cracker. It's mandated by God's Own Government.
[Isn't numerology such fun??]
Wait, haven't all the presidents been married (one was married while in office), that would make your mathematical equation incorrect. It should be;
Unless you are only counting the one wife of the one president currently holding the office, then the equation would be;
Neither one of those gives 144,000 as you seem to think. Only throughequating unequals can you get to your twisted math.
It's my right to say this.
Jezebel: Actually, kabalistic numeralogy is a commonly accepted way to look for secret codes in the Bible. The most obvious instance being Nero = 666. But that one was written in there on purpose.
Also... if he didn't have a wife, I bet they'd read ever weirder things into it.
Am I the only one saying WTF? after reading this, or have I just not had enough caffeine this morning?
It's my right to read FSTDT before having my morning pick-me-up, but usually not advised because I read shit like this and can't make heads or tails out of it.
It is indeed your opinion, and it is, absolutely, your right to express it. Whatever the fuck it is.
I went to the site to see how people were reacting. As I figured, the other fundies at least have the presence of mind to judge him loco as well.
But his reply is fucking priceless:
http://www.christianforums.com/t7718352-4/#post62246763
"Your question is nonsense, it's like asking me where would we find your name in the Bible. Present truth comes as present knowledge that explains present relations but not all of the world are in agreement and you and I don't agree. I'm satisfied with that. To answer your nonsensical question, it does say it in other words that you cannot understand. Christ spoke in parables so that those who are perishing may hear but not understand, so it's not expected of any other to agree. You offer no serious rebuttal therefore, I have nothing to offer you or tulc. Have fun, make fun, and keep smiling!"
tl;dr - I don't have to make sense if I don't want to.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must point and laugh at this insane fundie.
*points and laughs*
As a dedicated follower of Christ, I dutifully followed God's authoritative command to vote for Obama.
It's fortuitous that you mentioned 1776, have you ever noticed that 1776 to the power of 1776 equals the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin? Prophetic indeed.
God willed that I write this.
Attempting numerology while delusional is probably not a good idea.
And that's my opinion and my right to say this. /snark~.
we are not a real Christian nation
This is correct at least.
Numerology is just idiots playing around with meaningless arbitrary numbers, evidence file no. 183,592,018
God's 144,000 elect rulers who were once ruling this land before 1776.
You do realize that 144,000 are redeemed in the book of Revelation at the End of Days? So, mog144, are you saying that the Tribulation ended in 1776? Or are you a Jehovah's Witness who believes that the millennium ended in 1776? Are you entirely ignorant of your own religion? Or are you just plain crazy?
(emph-ass-is added):
"I'm repeating what many major news networks have been discussing long before the election. Obama isn't quite sure of what he's doing either, he's being led like all of the world is. Are you one who believes that God is in control? I do, and since He is, I don't see it any other way but Prophetically and here is where people have differences. The 44th President could've been a white man and it would've made no difference. The fact is, he's the 44th Prez. "
43rd, actually. Unless he died after the first term, and was replaced by an identical twin brother in the 2nd, Grover Cleveland: 1885-1889, and then 1893-1897.
[/hyper-smartarse] [/pedantic]
There's not only your 'opinion', but your 'prophecy' - certainly about 'Antichrist' Obama, disguised as blatant racism - shot down in flames.
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...but on the subject of 'prophecy'; the 44 th President (seeing as Obama - a black man - did what was considered impossible only a few decades ago)...?:
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Be afraid. Be very afraid, right-wing fundies. >:D
Are you one who believes that God is in control? I do..
I do too if and only if, God's Control Panel looks anything like this:
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I thought numerology is a banned practice amongst christians? Because it is soothsaying, conjuring, witchery, and omen reading, and heretical, and not the werd o gawd?
At least it realizes it is its opinion instead of trumpeting it as fact. Still crazy, but a minor step up.
And a Christian is in absolutely no position to call anyone else a hypocrite, because they are masters of hypocrisy.
Wait, why is Michelle 1? Or 100, since you don't seem to understand place value.
Also, do you mean "US patriots" or are you just that stupid?
Wife = 1
together they form a counterfeit image of 144 that represents an image of God's 144,000 elect rulers
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Btw, if Romney had run and won last time, he could have pulled the Mormon polygamy card and made it
Wifes = 10
We all would have been saved! Halleluja!
The fact that you are not a real Christian nation is partly why you do have a right to voice your opinion openly.
Of course Obama isn't quite sure of what he's doing, stupid! You can't really go to President school, and learn how to lead the worlds single super-power. This time around it will probably be a bit easier than during his first term in office; he has some experience now. He is doing a much better job than the one he replaced, but that can't have been that hard. You are no longer ridiculed all over the world due to the Dunce-in-Chief every week, at least.
Why is Wife = 1? If he's the 44th president, she must be about the 44th First Lady as well. Besides, 1+44 is 45. Counterfeit image?
Sorry, but you're doing it wrong.
Wife = 1
1 + 1 = 2
8 = 4 + 4 (44) so 8 = twice 4, and 4 = twice 2
Linguine has 2 sides, therefore Flying Spaghetti Monster!
@breakerslion
Sorry, but you're doing it wrong.
Wife = 1
1 + 1 = 2
8 = 4 + 4 (44) so 8 = twice 4, and 4 = twice 2
I just realized it's even worse.
Neonazis like to hide their beloved "Heil Hitler" behind the number 88, h being the eigth letter in the alphabet. Thus "HH" becomes a crypted "88".
Well then, if Obama is the 44th "Prez" and he's in his second term, we get that 88.
OMG, Obama really is Hitler. Who would have guessed? Looks like those Tea Party nutjobs have been right all along.
A black Hitler who supports civil justice and inclusion. My my, the Lord really does work in strange ways. ;-)
"an image of God's 144,000 elect rulers who were once ruling this land before 1776"
Wait, does he think that the American Revolution was a *bad* thing, that it somehow took the nation away from God? That's a new one.
I say this because we are not a real Christian nation but hypocrites.
I actually agree with you here, if not for the reasons you're talking about.
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