Keep well in mind that escorts are not human,
They're greedy and faker than the show of Truman,
Their affection for you is all but an illusion,
But it may be your only game move that's not losing.
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Well, the Princess at Disney is also faking affection for all the little girls that get their picture taken with her.
But the girls' excitement is still real.
And the clerk at the bookstore may find you taste in porn to be disgusting, but she'll still say 'thanks for coming in!'
And the actress doesn't really mean 'All my love' when she autographs your book.
Doesn't make any one of them less than human, dickweed.
“Their affection for you is all but an illusion,”
This is an intellectual speed-bump in your screed. Do you mean, maybe,
‘Their affection for you is NOTHING but an illusion’? That would fit better.
But, you know, most grown-ups know that the stripper is NOT in love with me. Also her ‘real’ name most likely is not ‘Sparkles.’ And if those tits are real, I’m the king of Siam. However, we still get the attention we crave for a price we’re willing to pay, and get to look at something attractive.
At the same time, she knows i’m not giving her a $20 bill because i want to make sure her kid can go to college. There’s a transaction and she’ll put in the work I’m paying her for as a happy consumer.
Grow the fuck up.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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