No one knows what's happening until the flood comes (according to Matthew). And the flood is here - it refers to the apocalypse. There is a huge amount of supporting evidence on the site. For example, there is evidence for the wh0re of Babylon due to a 666 mile long penis in Mexico.
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Gee, no wonder all the men are leaving.
Does this mean that one can now view pornography by satellite?
I know, Satan's Penis (666 miles? Doesn't Mexico use the metric system?) is flacid, and everything's fine. Then, at the Apocalypse, when the whore of Babylon comes along, and...you know...does her thing, it gets erect and floods the world.
"I smell Japanese porn apocalypse."
Hentaipocalypsu!
So the whore was a hermaphodite? With a winer that can be seem from space? And that magically was transported to the Americas? And that has fossilized...hhbn.kjl,
Dammit, you bastard! You killed my robot!
i have no idea what the fuck that guy meant, but i've been laughing uncontrolably about it for 10 minutes now.
666 mile penis in mexico? what has this guy been smoking?
So I tried Googling for '666 mile penis mexico'.
It came up with 8,350 hits. However, none of them appear to have anything whatsoever to do with Mexican penises. They are all references to this quote.
I'd love for someone to show me this on Google Earth.
@Grapefruit:
Nonsense. Throughout the Bible, God measures everything in Cubits.
2.3 million cubits of Mexican cock....
Psh, my cock doesn't even fit in your 11 dimensional spacetime. The Mrs. was wondering where she left that six-point-five-ish mile long dildo, though, so thanks for finding it.
Is it possible that this nitwit read about the Mexican PENINSULA known as Baja California (according to Wikipedia, this peninsula extends some 1250 km (775 miles), and somehow interpreted that as "evidence" for the Whore of Babylon?
So, I guess the Whore of Babylon is gonna have a reeeaaalllyyy big vagina, then.......
LMAO....once you go hispanic your vagina panics!
Actually I'm with Jeff Weskamp. This moron prb meant penisula, which is still quite stupid because how is a 666 mile long penisla evidence for apocalypse?
Sure, it's 666 miles long, but it's really skinny.
@Julian: Even Paris would gag on that.
Hell, I think France would gag on that.
I haven't been able to breathe for the past five minutes, and I have tears rolling down my cheeks.
I needa get me down ta Mexico. But I took French instead of Spanish, so I might get lost...
I think he refers to Yucatan peni(n)s(ula). I don't know how long it exactly is, but the shape is somewhat phallic. This doesn't make the argument any less ridiculous, but please, folks, look at the map before laughing pointlessly..
Aren't the Flood currently just locked in the Halos? Ok, bad joke.
Um, is the source for that info hentai?
Confused?
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