Just imagine vast fields of our sisters in Christ -- sisters brain damaged and comatosed, never to mentally return to this Earth full of sin -- inserted into pods that are themselves connected to a myriad of wires and hydraulic tubes (I know, it sounds exactly like the Matrix, and I freely admit, although it's certainly a very evil movie, some of the imagery is inspiring and inspired this post). The pods will be the most comfortable places on Earth, playing soothing music like Bible hymns and Mozart, their insides like a massage chair and covered in silk. A few intruding wires and tubes will, of course, have to connect to the women inside the pods to monitor their temperature and overall health, as well as the babies' of those that are pregnant. And of course there will be one tube reserved for the insertion of a man's seed whenever the women are at their most fertile. And only the best semen will be used. I haven't quite settled on a selection process yet, but I'm thinking some sort of Christian council could perhaps vote on the man who is honorable and moral enough to breed generations of these children. Perhaps one man won't be enough, for a little bit of diversity is always good. We should, therefore, most likely have a multitude of different men, one of each race. When the children are born, they can be sent off to special adoption centers, where they can be delivered to good Christian parents who are unable to themselves breed. Those that may be left over can be raised in God, brought up in Christian schools, where prayers are said thrice daily (at least), and in the summer, they can be sent to Jesus camp. If the schools are as good as I envision, then these children will make the perfect leaders for our future. But not just leaders, for if this idea is near as good as I am thinking, we will breed enough of these children to one day make up a huge percentage of our population, such that they can elect only the most Christian of people to the government. So even those that are not the brightest and best can contribute to God in some way.
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Go yank your crank, Nathaniel. It'll help you feel better.
[Seeing as how you'll never get any coochie in this lifetime]
And they want to say evolution causes eugenics?
At least he's honest enough to admit that he thinks women should be baby machines... in the most literal of senses. Here's hoping, that if this guy isn't a Poe, he wins a Darwin award soon.
This has to be a joke.
Right after he says this, he goes on blabber on about some hentai that he watched that had a "Nazi Death Rape Machine." He suggested that we should use this machine to forcibly impregnate sinful women.
Yeah, this has got be a joke.
At least he admits being as wacko as the Matrix envisions. His idea of comatose women............just tell me, who are going to be parents, anyway, if we do all that?. Remember that men and women have to fuck, if they want babies.
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Ok... just tell us when you ever try to put that in action so that i can go grab a few guns and some makeshift explosives and put these girls out of their misery. I for one would rather die burned alive as a witch than to suffer such a sick thing for even a moment.
Now that i have let some steam, let's talk ethics here, christian ethics at that. This would be nothing but SERIAL rape, which as far as i know goes against christians value like monogamy and not trying to screw unmarried and not lusting after the neightbour's wife. But hey, maybe i'm wrong?
Just how many sins is your idea making "normal" ?
Now genetics... if you go and choose the males like that you are running to a genetic disaster anyway... wait... that's what you are.... I mean, to even be brainwashed by fundies and have sick ideas like that your genetics must be really messed up, doubt your brain work well enough to add 2 and 2. Now stay the hell away from me. Especially if i suffer some kind of incident that make me comatose or brain damaged enough to not fight back when you try something like that (please someone, kill me if it happen.).
I'm gonna throw up now. I feel... ill.
Nathaniel:
Just so there's no mistake, I'm talking to YOU.
Sterilize yourself. Right now. If you don't have a scalpel, use a saw. If you don't have a saw, use a hammer or a blowtorch. JUST DO IT RIGHT NOW! Your god does not want you to breed. He told me so. I don't even believe in him, so it must be true.
If this man ever comes to power, I will personally lead the resistance if at all possible. This is sick, deranged and, while protected speech, if he ever, ever, begins to put it into action, I will kill him and his followers.
Not even the Taliban are this bad.
This guys needs a padded cell until they can medicate him properly.
I need to go throw up now.
We should, therefore, most likely have a multitude of different men, one of each race.
Is it sad that my first thought was "Holy shit, he's not a racist!"?
But seriously, that is FUCKED UP. Those women are not your fucking breeding stock, you sick motherfucker.
Go die.
Shades of Hellstrom's Hive.
It's got to be a parody. A bizarre and unfunny parody, but...a parody.
It has to be. Because the alternative--that someone is this broken and certifiably batshit insane--is too horrifying to think about.
The inconsistancies within that blog show that it's an elaborate parody of fundie anti-humanism.
But if we assume it is real...
Jesus fucking Christ. Read more of this blog - it puts Adolf Hitler's kakodaimon to shame.
If this man's electricity ever fails and he can't post these things anymore, he'll probably go outside and start trying to implement his plans. If so, I garantee that within a year he's either in a mental asylum, dead by capital punishment... or has done more damage to the planet and all 6 billion occupants thereof than every Crusader, Inquisitor, Conquistador, Jihaadist, Nazi and Republican put together. I'm fighting the powerful urge to call him EVIL, but that would be descending to his level.
Nathaniel is the single worst human being I have ever heard of. And I've read the fucking Old Testament .
...I feel dirty.
Wait, I don't get it...if heaven is the ultimate goal, what's with this whole wacko fantasy? I mean, gross!
And he's against adoption and abortion? That's even worse than being against birth control and abortion. If this isn't a joke, I hope it's some jerkwad sheltered 14 year old who has no idea what the real world is like, so at least he's got a chance to change before he's able to vote.
When I first read this, I thought it had to be a joke. After reading the site, I'm not so sure. I read a few of the posts and almost got sick.
Nathaniel, start banging your head against a wall. Don't stop until I tell you to...
The GOOD news is, he's not advocating putting ALL "sisters in Christ" into his baby-makind pods -- only those Christian women who have suffered a Terry Schiavo level of brain damage.
The BAD news is, in the next paragraph, he suggests capturing all women who've had abortions or who are feminists, and deliberately INFLICTING brain damage upon them so that they can be forced into these baby-making pods.
You know, I think this for real...
But... but...
I must jump to the only possible conclusion. Extraterrestrials have, in fact, visited earth. They have taken the name Nathaniel and are living among us. I say this because admitting that a human wrote this means my head will implode.
I've been reading comments on this website for quite a while and never commented until now.
This has got to be the single most sickening, depraved, and downright EVIL post I've seen thus far. This...thing...sickens me on many levels. Not just as an atheist, but as a male and a human being. I am sickened that this...thing...shares my gender and I find myself shaking at the thought that there might be a human being depraved enough to write this, whether they be serious or a Poe. Ever notice how those screaming loudest for abortion to be banned are males and ones no one would want to bone anyway?
That's why they want to outlaw abortion; the only hope they have of raising a kid is through roofies.
If this 'tard Nathaniel ever comes to power and tries to implement his twisted world view I will happily join whatever armed resistance forms to thwart him.
In the mean time, Nathaniel, please becomes An Hero.
Nathaniel is the new rising champion of Chaos Undivided.
And if you expected me to add something significant to the comments, I hope you will understand why I have no intention of contemplating this abomination enough to devise a thoughtful answer.
"Just imagine vast fields of our sisters in Christ...
Yeah, It's called Oklahoma; I grew up there. It was awful.
Oh jeez, there are so many things I want to know.
If they're comatose, why do they have to be comfortable?
How can you identify a Christian sperm with certainty?
Have you heard of the mine-shaft gap??
That has GOT to be a Poe. Nobody could say that seriously.
Sadly I have to totally disagree. When you think of people like Josef Mengele, you surely have to reluctantly concede that it is possible for people to be that warped and mean it.
I don't think it's a parody. I mean, the guy is a real conservative. That he's an agent provocateur..........well, I leave it up to you. His theory is full of inconsistencies. To begin with, his utopia has several flaws:
a)if all sisters in Christ who are comatose have to be impregnated, who's gonna be the donnor of sperm?, another comatose man?
b)he's against adoption. Ok, next step, to put them into Christian families, what's that?
c)if he intends to outnumber population with these things, he's mistaken. Comatose women, due to their condition, survive ONLY through artificial means, that is, through maschines, and need money and constant maintainance, which is not viable, bearing in mind that there are not enough comatose women in the world for that to be successful, let alone that somebody is going to enable that. Moreover, they risk of miscarriage will be so high, that the experiment will not succeed at all.
Well, is he a conservative?, no doubt(God loves everything, but being a wife beating apologist doesn't show any love on your part)but is he serious?, not at all.
However, more kudos to us, like in Anne Coulter's case. If you don't believe what you write, what's the point?. In which way are you defending "traditional values"?
Next paragraph:
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This is just an aside, but I was recently made to watch this "Japanimation" movie, Legend of the Demon Womb, that also inspired me in a related way. In the movie, there is this device, the Nazi Death Rape Machine, that could certainly be used as a punishment for women who abort children and especially heinous feminists. The machine looks not unlike a spider, and on each of its legs women are attached and molested. If we were to take the murderers that abort children and the severely God-less feminists and knock them over the head until they are sent into a vegetative state much like Terri Schiavo, we could then hook them up to such a machine. But this machine, unlike the one in Legend of the Demon Womb, would not be a monstrous rape machine, but would gently impregnate the sinners. I know most of you will be outraged at the idea, but you -- at least those of you that think it is okay to kill the vegetative -- are hypocrites; for why is it okay to kill brain dead, but not okay to turn their bodies into vessels for life? And that's the beauty of these ideas. We will be creating a culture of life, a culture so powerful that even women who in life turned their backs to God are brought under His wing. Perhaps this all sounds like science fiction, but even Christians have fantasies sometimes..."
Come on... "Nazi Death Rape Machine" it obviously is a poe.
He's actually very fixated with comatose women. And his pics are sadistic and very comical. Is he serious?, I think he isn't. However, in many posts, he keeps insisting he's serious. Moreover, he seems to have an alter ego for his blogs and mysteriously, nobody but people who critisise him respond with comments. However, if he's a conservative man, why does he gives his religion a bad name?, to make other sane people call him names and say that liberals are paranoid?
...Holy shit, this post makes me wish mpreg was a possibility for this guy.
And for that, Nathaniel, I have to hate you. You made me support mpreg!
Oscar Mike Golf?!?!?!
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!!?
The Blog (Jesus Loves Everything) sounds like some guy's sick fantasies.
Humph."site dedicated to traditional conservative christian family values" Bull.
Khagan wrote:
This has to be a joke.
Right after he says this, he goes on blabber on about some hentai that he watched that had a "Nazi Death Rape Machine." He suggested that we should use this machine to forcibly impregnate sinful women.
Yeah, this has got be a joke.
Maybe (the "Attack of the Fetuses" story seems a bit farcical, and it seems a bit odd that he'd admit to watching hentai). But it's really hard to tell; some people really do believe that stuff, and really are that impervious to cognitive dissonance.
You know, normally when people write things like this, it's part of a *dys*topian science fiction story. *Dys* means not, bad, malfunctioning.
And incidentally, I don't think this is quite so much the Matrix (which never covered reproduction) or Brave New World (which used mostly artificial growth chambers and considered impregnating women to be degrading and immoral), but the Bene Tleilax of Dune. Between that and the "stumps" of Hellstrom's Hive, I have to wonder what the hell happened to Frank Herbert as a child to develop such dehumanizing concepts.
(I don't much see the appeal of Dune anyway -- the first book went down like pulverized cinder block pudding, and the attachment of Kevin Anderson to the prequel project sunk any desire I ever had to get any further into the story. Not to mention that Herbert's handle on interreligious dynamics was really, really shaky... what the hell kind of doctrines would a "Zensunni" faith even have?)
It's a poe. Absolutely a poe.
Just look at the user profiles of the authors:
"Nathaniel"-- Listed under his favorite books are The Naked Lunch (widely banned from school libraries for "vulgar" content and the subject of a Supreme Court obscenity trial) and Whores for Gloria . His user photo is of Data and the Borg Queen.
"Dr JD Parnell"-- His biography reads, "I was born again in Christ when I was seven years old, during one of my mandatory bible lessons. I was recieving several repeated whippings for questioning my teachings. After that ordeal was over, and the blood was mopped up, I new I was saved. I learned never to question righteous Christian authority again."
Reading some more of his posts I found this little gem: Instead of science, our children can be taught the Bible and how to respect authority; and when they get a little older, we can add instruction on how to be a better Jesus Loves Everything Superstore Employee, so that when they are ready to be sent off to work, they will be the best employees the world has ever seen.
I Googled the blog and found a website which comes to the same conclusion, http://www.exgaywatch.com/wp/2006/05/creepy-christia/
This is obviously a parody-- a brilliant, highly disturbing parody.
Look at the sidebar on the left- see the link to Chaosmasters.com ? That's who perpetrated this article. It's a parody.
Thank goodness.
Honestly, it almost had me. Its a terrifying vision, too.
:::Shudder:::
:::twitch:::
I want to unsee that.
Thank goodness babelfish was able to clear this up. I set it for Fundie<-->Sanity to see what he's trying to tell us. Poor dear. Here it goes.
"I am dangerously insane."
Oh. Funny, that sentence seems to be the only one coming out from translations in that direction...
So he's advocating that women should be lobotomized, and then used as breeding machines?
What kind of sick fuck is this guy?
This seriously makes me sick on the inside.
Oh Nathaniel I bet you wish you never looked at misogynistic porn do you? But you must, since your baby making seems to stem from it. Take away a human's right to live, turn them into baby poppin machines. You sick fuck.
I hope that the good little aliens in the sky realize that you fit their qualifications, ie stupid and faithful, and make you pop babies from your dick.
It'll hurt like your idea of hell won't it?
Kill the sick fuck now, he MUST be killed now, it's a moral imperative. The next time some sick fuck comes up with this kind of shit that objectifies women (and my only reason of life is my love towards my woman, so i have reasons to say what i'm saying) to that degree i swear, I SWEAR, i'll do whatever i can in order to see him BURN AT THE STAKE.
And i know that an agnostic burning someone at the stake is really an odd thing to see but i'll bend my morality a little for the greater good.
Man you hit the nail right on the head.
In fact if you look back in history there was another great leader who had this thought, he believed that it was possible to make up a 'master race'
Unfortunatley Adolf Hitler ended up dying from a brain infection caused by his syphillus, when is it your turn?
Have a nice day
How come the men aren't in pods too, being milked for their Holy Sperm? Then all you have to do send it through the tubes. Way more efficient.
After all, kids aren't born fundies, they are made.
Oh! And why not just raise them in pods too! Keep the little brats in there and play tapes over and over straight into their brains. Then they can come out as Fundie Zombies.
Damn, don't any of you steal my ideas, I'm sending off for a patent right now!
Yeah, I'm with Tox. After reading this one, I'm convinced that this is a gag site, and I have just waisted much of my time reading peoples jokes and pranks. There is no way this guy is Christian, serious, sane, or living on this planet. I must've accidentally stumbled onto some kind of "Inter-galactic Fun Site".
@ Garfield
Precisely what I was thinking, Huxley would be proud (or horrified as the case may be)
I must get a hold of "A Brave New World - Revisited"...
LOLWHUT?
Seriously. Who the hell hit this guy in the head with a shovel? Now, I'm not anti-Christianity. It ain't Jesus I have an issue with, but his fan club's got some real winners.
Here's an idea, jock. How about you figure out how to have a baby, and leave us the hell out of it!?
Oh, Brave New World! Get me some soma, quick. Aldous Huxley would be proud of this whack-job's imagination--or indignant over potential copywrite infringement. I wonder if he came of with that after he went nearly blind and felt guilty for lusting after women's bodies while jacking-off to a Victoria's Secret catalog. Of Course he would never have read the evil book since it's been on the challanged book list for decades, so the inspriration could have come from nowhere else but VS models.
Anyway, please forgive my ignorance since I am relatively new here, but what's a POE?
Morality is learned, not inherited, genius.
Also, wtf is up with your comatose fetish? Why do WE have to be brain dead?
This sounds so inhumane.
Wow...Now, this is pretty damn frightening!
I'm trying to comfort myself by thinking that people don't really think this way.
...but they do, and I'm so not sleeping tonight!
oh my dog
in just 20 generations, everyone will commit incest
sooner or later people will be forced to mate with their siblings because NO-ONE ELSE WILL BE THERE!!!
besides, your breeding program would restrict the views of the women in question. they would be unable to vote, eat ice cream, or taste the sweet outside air. nothing they love would be available. besides, how many women would you need? I doubt there are enough fundie WHORES who would have sex with complete strangers so fundies could rule the planet. you will have to use whores or unwilling non-fundies. besides you will need to use a multitude of women (50,000+). how will you feed them? how will you feed the bastards that come out of this? will all fundies slave on fundiefarm to make food for minifundies? If this is the case, you will have to buy a HUGE tract of land for the farm. Where will you get the money? or will you just kill everyone in australia and take their land?
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!
did you not understand the biblical allegory contained within the matrix? neo is jesus, Trinity is the fucking trinity, cipher is the devil, morphius is the prophet, the machines represent the "evil" of heathenism, how evil is that?
You, my friend, are the one brain-damaged and never to return to Earth (at least mentally, as to physically, we can only hope.)
Seriously,
What the Fuck
This post is a SATIRE, taken from a SATIRICAL website. Don't take a word of it seriously. (Although, based on some of the comments the guy has received on his blog, far too many people already have.)
I'm trying to understand... how this person... completely missed the entire point of the "evil/inspiring" movie, The Matrix.
This is scary and sick. And this kinda misses the point of "God's decision" to give out free will as well.
Huh.
Hey, even better, why don't we breed brain-dead people whose only capacity and purpose in life is to praise the lord, insult homosexuals and vote for the most christian candidate in the election? "Oh wait!"
JESUS PIG-RAPING CHRIST
WHAT THE FUCK
I have been scared. I mean, scary stories have no effect on me, but this guy... I mean, his ABORTION POETRY, it's just so morbid, I couldn't read more than the first verse. Maybe that's because I'm pro-choice, but whatev. And I PRAY that this man lives VERY far away from me.
This is the second time I have read this and visited that page, and it is still THE most sinister idea I have read in my life....
It's creepy, inhuman, and good god, just psychotic...
Someone MUST take notes of what he says and make the script for a horror movie, it would be a hit...
Hate to shatter your pretty picture, but I was raised in a fundamentalist Southern Baptist/Pentecostal (my dad's side, though we only went to SB, my mom's denom) home.
I'm now an Agnostic Deistic Pagan. My family members bleed Jesus. I stick to what I know and have experienced with a big healthy dose of science. I guess I didn't inherit the Jesus-gene. Your hypothetical situation is hereby debunked.
Re: Khagan's post
This sounds like Urotskidoji part II, to me...
Mind you, his vision of Christ sounds alarmingly like the Cho-jin from Urotskidoji to me...
As for his fantasy scheme, I will use equally fantatastic technology such as Spaarti Cylinders, to create vast armies of genetically superior, growth accellerated clones, who being indoctorinated in Atheism, at special Atheist schools, abfter decantation, will automatically vote for equally Athestic leaders, in order to counter his army of "Sheeple"...
Oh bloody hell... I thought I locked you away? Apparantly I failed to get the appropriate lock. Won't make the same mistake next time.
On a more serious note, what you're proposing is the death of the human race. Genetic diversity is the only thing keeping Homosapiens from mutation and extinction. Locking women away (Which is bad enough what with removing free thought, movement, and freedom entirely no matter how comfortable it is where they are) rings of ultra-religious and conservative bigots and is morally wrong. Also, you've made one huge mistake. Who in the bloody world is going to let you do any of this? Methinks the UN may have some things to discuss with you... briefly.
This is probably the most evil and depraved thing I have seen in a long time. I'm praying that this "person" is just trolling and is merely sick and twisted, because the thought that anyone could honestly believe such things is stomach-churning.
If he's for real, then God help the human race, that it could contain such a monster.
Who are going to take care of all these comatose women, and how are the women going to give birth? Or are they expendable; one time only, then a cesarean and just dispose of the remains? Giving birth is very hard business, the toughest thing a human body can withstand (and as one woman dies every two minutes of complications from pregnancy, childbirth and abortions, a lot of the times the human body CAN'T withstand it). You can't keep women in constant inertia, and then expect them to suddenly manage to squeeze out a baby.
You need feeding tubes, and excrement tubes and touching tubes (humans need physical interaction), there will be an awful lot of tubes!
Children brought up in orphanages are seldom the most well-adjusted, emotionally stable people in the world. A child needs parents, siblings and/or friends, aunts, uncles, grandparents; people who care about them. What you are bringing up is soldiers, slaves, cannon-fodder, not human beings and leaders.
I'm not going to point out how horrible this entire idea is because I'm sure everyone else already did. I just want to point out a few minor flaws in your theory.
Firstly, you do realize that some mental disorders are genetic, right? No matter what a powerful Christian White InGod father you'd choose, the offspring wilould be far, far from perfect.
Secondly, you do realize that genes don't depend on religion, right? You can change religion anytime you want, your genes won't change you stupid shit! There are Islamic and Jewish men with equally "perfect" gene sequence. Oh wait I forgot that you're a fundie OF FUCKING COURSE science is evil.
Thirdly, you do realize that the number of Christian families is significantly smaller than that of mentally ill or braindead women, right? Even more so considering what your idea about a "true Christian" family is. There simply wouldn't be enough families to raise that many children.
Also, just using one man of each race will still make the gene pool weaker and more prone to genetic disorder.
Also, this is a violation of basic human rights so just go DIAF.
My work here is done.
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