"Homosexuals" don't exist they are just confused people who are being tricked by satan I know this for a fact,Over the last five years three "homosexuals" have come to me scared and unsure of what to do. I did not turn them away I took them under my wing and we prayed together and read from the Bible it took some time but I did not give up on any of them and all my hard work has payed off. one fell in love with a beautiful woman and they got married in fact I married them the others have both got "girlfriends" and atend church every sunday.
p.s The first boy I took under my wing,the one who got married his, wife is pregnant.This news brings tears of joy too my eyes she is expecting in 8 months.
God Bless
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Closet bi-sexuals? Or you are a liar?
Be assured by me that homosexuals, as people, do really exist. I have never had a sexual thought about a woman in my long life. Certainly if I had had one, it would have been welcome. It might have meant that I could make the switchover, for it was difficult swimming against the stream in a world that condemned my very existence.
But equally, for me to pretend I was straight, get married and even have kids (and I daresay I could even have done this) it would have been a despicable betrayal of the woman who had married me and of all the proper and right expectations that she would have of a man in marriage. Expectations that in all truth I could never honour. In other words, I would have been a selfish sham who could have caused heaven knows what psychological damage to another human being.
You appear to have no qualms of this nature in leading non-straight men into women's beds, bible pander that you are.
"...the others have both got "girlfriends""
Yes, that's exactly what they've got - "girlfriends". Not real girlfriends, but "girlfriends". The one you married doesn't have a wife, he has a "wife". That's because they are gay men pretending to be straight to fit into some bullshit religious view of what "normal" is.
A gay dude married a woman and got her pregnant. So, because she's pregnant, that immediately removes all his homosexuality?
Ted Haggard, anyone?
This is naive, even for a fundie.
All you did was make them feel so guilty about who they really are, they now live a charade of a life and probably will never be really happy. Good job!
Either that or you're lying.
You, converted them with, random, commas didn't, you?
Gay guys marrying women isn't all that rare. The social pressures are strong to try and conform. I know of three personally. In none of the cases did the marriage last very long. In one case, where I was good friends with the wife, she knew shortly after they were married that it was a mistake and that he was cheating on her with other guys.
Which woman announces so gladly that she's 1 MONTH pregnant?, usually they wait until they're three months. And by the way, never heard of bi or CLOSETED HOMOSEXUALS?, with children, married and all that?, Never heard of Ted Haggard?
You must be telling the truth because no one in the history of the world has ever married someone they are not sexually attracted to, in order to make society/family/God happy.
And I agree with the other poster, people don't usually realise they are pregnant at 1 month, let alone tell people outside family. Because the chances of miscarriage are so high in the first trimester.
Good job on indoctrinating them.
Of course, a few years down the road they'll realize that you're a hateful little bugger who forced upon them his own concept of what consenting adults should be doing, and their lives will be wrecked for it.
Way to go!
Congratulations, you've proven it's possible for a Homosexual to learn to become Bisexual.
Still doesn't mean he no longer craves the man-meat, though.
OK, my turn. Once I was in this bar and Mike Tyson walked in. Well, he said something I thought was kind of insulting, so ...
Attention Christianity:
Bisexuality.
That is all.
Good for you, you saved three of them and now you know what all of them think!
There are millions, moron.
How many female homosexuals have you taken under your wing? Or, perhaps some of these three people you talk about are women?
Are you really an ordained pastor? Doesn't it take years in college to become a priest? Most people learn how to use commas during those years.
I call bullshit on the pregnant wife. It takes more than a month before you are certain that you are pregnant, and you usually don't go blabbing about it to other people until the beginning of the second trimester. One in four miscarries before week 6, another 8 percent before week 12. Your God is an avid abortionist...
Can you really become a priest or a judge if you're this illiterate?
Are you sure they are not expecting a child from an adoption agency? Very few people tell others about their pregnancies before the risk of miscarriages has subsided somewhat, after week 12.
This 'Liberty Valance' wouldn't be shot, one of said 'Homosexuals' would just go round to his place and make terminally withering comments about his decor, and taste in clothing.
He once criticised a man's cowboy boots in Reno, just to see him die of embarrassment. [/Johnny Cash]
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Perhaps they were scared and unsure of what to do as they lived in homophobic families, and knew they would be ostracized or killed if they "came out". A life of hiding and pretending might seem less bad than being dead or alone, to some. A lot of gay people have felt obligated to get married and have children throughout history. These boys are hardly alone.
Tears, yes, perhaps not of joy. I think about the poor child, who might in 10 years be told that her dad is gay, and is divorcing her mom to go and live with Uncle Daniel, thereby confirming something she has always suspected about her parents relationship.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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