Please...deliver me form these heathens !!!
Science is 99% crackpot theories, 1 % scientific law. I stand by my claim. Period. Science has done absolutely nothing for God´s people. Nada. Zip.
Science = Smoke n mirrors.
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Okay. Please take off all of your clothing, leave your house, and live in the woods. No, you can't take any canned food with you.
Woods aren't allowed either. Population and ecological analysis, to say nothing of chaos theory, is responsible for responsible (no pun intended, I assure you) forest management and pruning. Basically, whether it's fruits, roots or animals, if they're healthy, it's probably still... how to put this... "crackpot theories."
"Okay. Please take off all of your clothing, leave your house, and live in the woods. No, you can't take any canned food with you."
posted on an internet forum, using a computer, powered by electricity, from your home, on a street, in a town, which has food, grown by agricultural technology...
And unless this fuckwit got his bible transcribed by monks, it was likely the product of modern typography, printing, and bookbinding technology.
Fundies are 100% crackpot theories. I don't see how Ascetic Crusader has any room to speak, especially given his close-mindedness in the face of overwhelming evidence that science is, in fact, usually correct :P
Why do fundies conclude any attempt at reasoning with the word "Period"?
Lets see, how about:
So, You guys are saying because I claim science is 99% theoretical baloney at 1 % fact, I can´t use a computer ?
So, You guys are hamster saying because I claim science maggot is 99% theoretical baloney sandwich at 1 % factor 10, I can´t use a fish?
<<< So, You guys are saying because I claim science is 99% theoretical baloney at 1 % fact, I can´t use a computer ? >>>
Science is actually 10 to 15 thousand years old. In fact, any tool, any invention, any piece of architecture and any form of medicine based on observation is a product of science, just to start off with.
Maybe you need a proper understanding of what science is. I think you will be very suprised as to what consists of 'science'http://www.wordreference.com/definition/science
p.s .: If your'e going to change your name from 'Real' to 'Surreal', I suggest you actually say something clever. Whenever you call yourself 'surreal', the stuff you spew is even more laughably brain dead.
" Science is actually 10 to 15 thousand years old. In fact, any tool, any invention, any piece of architecture and any form of medicine based on observation is a product of science, just to start off with." - Mad Dog
I call troll. This "Ascetic Crusader" is just on an attention-getting joyride, deliberately pretending to misunderstand the arguments made against his original assertion (which I thought was possibly troll material in the first place, but now I'm sure) as well as his subsequent comments.
>>So, You guys are saying because I claim science is 99% theoretical baloney at 1 % fact, I can´t use a computer ?<<
God is the highest form of science. Science is his language, and understanding totally is an impossible task on our part, thus he tells us about it in the fullest form we can understand, through Scriptures. Then, we can search and search for more detailed explanations on things through experiments, but really we are just gravitating back to God. It's our miscalculations that lead us to believe science is different from God.
<<< Here´s a hint lil' man :
You're right. Science hasn't made huge strides in medicine, where you are able to have a good number of diseases treated and a lifespan over double the original human one.
Science has done absolutely nothing for God´s people.
I hope The Ascetic Crusader develops diabetes, spurns insulin, and dies.
So, which is he typing this on -- smoke, or a mirror?
Best post ever.
"Science has done absolutely nothing for God´s people..."
You have a computer, car, electricity, and TV, do you not?
Obviously then, the science which makes the Internet possible must fall into the 1%, right?
Actually, my bet is that these imbeciles who repeatedly use science to diss science don't have a fucking clue what science even means. Or they don't have a clue, period.
"Science is 99% crackpot theories"
Science ? Such as, say... biology? Especially that studied by Charles Darwin?
"Science = Smoke n mirrors"
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Evolution - via the automotive Engineering Science R&D division of Mitsubishi Corporation - with Smoke tint mirror effect glass, and I'll just go get my coat, shall I...?! [/smartarse] X3
Yup, stupid, useless inventions like the TV, the computer, the combustion engine, antibiotics, water irrigation, nuclear energy, they have done nothing to ease our lives. Nada. Zip.
Btw, those invention-crazy Amish people ought to be ashamed of themselves, and go back to how Jesus lived!
Laws are just simple rules, the crackpot theories are the ones that actually explain science, stupid.
Then please step away from the "smoke n mirrors" that you are posting on, get out of the house which is probably built, heated, ventilated and has its waste removed with the help of "smoke n mirrors". Give away the car and cell-phone built and powered by "smoke n mirrors", stay away from all medical professionals and medicine, don't walk on or drive on paved roads, only eat food you have grown yourself in the back-yard without the help of fertilizers, farming machines or modified seeds.
Oh, what the heck, just move to a cave and only eat berries and plants that you pick when hungry. Every single try to use a weapon, create a fire or to preserve food will bring you right into the field of "smoke n mirrors".
Yeah, you're absolutely right; science has done absolutely nothing for people who live in caves feeding directly from plants. Nada. Zip.
"Science has done absolutely nothing for God´s people. Nada. Zip."
...The Arse-septic Screwfailure typed away on his computer, created & developed by the Scientist Alan Turing.
Meanwhile, the not -even Smoke & Mirrors Abrahamic God has done less than nothing for anyone.
And if 'Science is 99% crackpot theories' - and Gravity & Germs are mere 'theories' according to your logic - I guess you won't mind in the slightest if you were injected with Ebola whilst an extremely heavy anvil is drooped on your head from a great height. After all, according to your logic...
..mere 'Theories' can't kill you. >:D
He says on the internet, on a computer, run by electricity, ALL of which is possible because of SCIENCE.
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