I'm not 100% certain that [Obama] is Muslim but I'm 100% certain that he is a FALSE PROFIT. He clamis to be a "christian" but he doesn't believe that Jesus is the only way to the Heaven. The truely stupid people are the ones that worship him and think that he is someone who put faith in him thinking that is going to save America and the rest of world. Only Jesus can do that, no one else can.
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FALSE PROFIT
Homophone fail.
"FALSE PROFIT"
You mean Enron?
Only Jesus can do that, no one else can.
If this is true, then we're all screwed.
Well, Jesus should run.
Oh, wait!
@SurfinSeaOtter:
Epic win! *seriously lol'ed*
Also, name win, because otters are awesome.
"Only Jesus can do that, no one else can. "
And, yet, he did pretty much NOTHING for the 30-odd years he (supposedly) existed on this Earth, and has NEVER BEEN HEARD FROM OR SEEN since.**
Your "savior" is a lazy, useless, (apparently) impotent fuck-up, much like you and people like you.
** Except for the odd piece of burnt toast or interestingly-shaped knot-hole.
If Jesus/God wanted to save America and the rest of the world, don't you think he'd have done it by now?
I really think it's up to mankind to save the world, but I don't suppose it's going to happen as long as you fundies keep up your obsessions with Muslems, gheys, rifals, athiests, Darwen, eivalutian, craetonism, raptrue and all the other things you can't fucking spell.
fergus
The idea of Jesus has caused a lot of trouble throughout history, so I don't think he'd be very good at saving anything, although perhaps useful for population control since he incites so much death.
Nobody worships Obama. Most people don't worship anything at all. I still can't figure out how you fundies fail to realize that worshiping something is completely elective. You seem to think it's like breathing where you absolutely must be worshiping something.
There is no heaven, therefor there is no way to heaven, ergo Obama is right, or at very least not wrong.
He's black too.
Call in the IRS!
Jerry Garcia: Estimated Prophet
I expect these fundies to emigrate, when Obama wins, to the Baptist Republic of Jesusland.
What an ignorant cesspool of America trash, read the other idiot right wing senseless tripe. Kinda makes people in Jay-walking clips look educated. Lets not worry about facts or the truth, decide how to vote based on irrational feelings, name and terrorists endorsements. Then a whip topping of religious crapola. A vote for Obama, if for no other reason than to spite such assholes.
Really? What facts do you have to support your 100% certainty? I'd love to see your sources.
I am now 100% certain that people choose to be ignorant. It is not a natural human condition; it occurs when one chooses it over reality. Just like you.
FALSE PROFIT? Is that like internet dollars?
Although I do agree that anyone who worships Obama is stupid. He's a politician not a messiah. Fortunately I have not seen a church of Obama spring up anywhere.
The "truely" stupid people are the ones who can't spell ordinary words, or even start the spell-checker.
Obama's way to right-wing and boring to be worshiped, really.
He clamis to be a "christian" but he doesn't believe that Jesus is the only way to the Heaven.
Uhmmmm...isn't that kinda, sorta the prime requisite to claiming to be Christian? I mean that's a lot like claiming to be a vegetarian then asking for a nice medium rare steak.
"FALSE PROFIT"
Must be home schooled.
Normally I'd just let this one go without comment, but that last line really bugs me. What drove me from the church as a young adult (well, besides the rampant homophobia) was the modern attitude of "only Jesus can help people, therefore we should do absolutely nothing". I'm reminded of the fable of the man with the broken cart, who calls out to Zeus for aid, crying over the shattered wheel on his cart, and basically standing around doing nothing. Then, a messenger appears and tells the man to "put your shoulder to the wheel" and that "the gods help those who help themselves". I'm also reminded of the couplet "the world would sleep if things were run / by people who say 'it can't be done.'"
These were things I read as a child, and it has helped shape my outlook over the years; even if it seems futile, you must give your best effort with everything you care to accomplish, because even if you fail, at least you can say that you did your best. If nothing else, your conscience is clear, and hey! Sometimes you pull victory totally out of your ass and accomplish something you thought impossible.
As a kid, I did it because I thought that's how God worked. Today, I do it because I refuse to abandon my conscience. I can't stand not helping someone knowing I could make a difference.
And THAT is why I say that, as an Atheist, I am far more Christian than the average Christian today.
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