Thats why JESUS is so amazing,he gives you a choice!
Choose JESUS and eternal life or hell.
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Freedomwarrior, i'll give you a choice, a shot to the head, or a chainsaw to the neck? Hey, it's your choice.
Last time I heard something similar came from people like Osama Bin Laden, to Pol Pot, Stalin or Hitler. Honestly, Jesus gives me one option. Love thy neighbour or, at least, don´t harrass them with promises of hell or heaven.
oh, so your fundy cult not only comes with a complete set of belief, but also with a complete new dictionnary ?
Well, guess I'm going to Heaven, then!
"Right, so you can either do exactly as I say, or be tortured in horribly, unimaginably agonizing ways."
Vogon Constructor Fleet Captain: "Think very carefully, for you hold your very lives in your hands. NOW, CHOOSE: Either die in the vacuum of space, or -- tell me how good you thought my poetry was.
FSM offers universal plenitude...
God shouldn't have to use threats to get you to follow him. If a leader does as much, that leader sucks at their job.
Let's put it this way. You can follow me, and good things will happen or I can shoot you in the face.
"Thats why JESUS is so amazing,he gives you a choice!
Choose JESUS and eternal life or hell."
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That's why REALITY is so amazing, it gives you a choice:
Choose looking like leftover pizza: cold, clotted, and stuck to the bottom of a box , or looking like leftover pizza: cold, clotted, and stuck to the bottom of a box.
Ergo...:
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QED.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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