[Why did Challenger Shuttle crash?]
reason why the challenger destroyed: they made a mistake to name it the challenger, you cant challenge the power of god, therfor god detroyed the shuttle to proove there mistakes.
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How would YOU like to be just sitting on your cloud, being all nice and invincible, knowing everything, and have a stupid spaceship come roaring through your living room?
"reason why the challenger destroyed: they made a mistake to name it the challenger, you cant challenge the power of god, therfor god detroyed the shuttle to proove there mistakes."
This is just fucking stupid.
"Yeah, I'll kill these 7 innocent people because they're on a spaceship whose NAME annoys me"
Why do fundies worship such a prick?
"reason why the challenger destroyed: they made a mistake to name it the challenger, you cant challenge the power of god, therfor god detroyed the shuttle to proove there mistakes."
Yeah, right. For the REAL reason, go read Richard Feynman's minority report on this subject. Maybe you'll actually learn something.
Yeah...
You'd think that he'd have a much more impressive method than causing an O-ring that wasn't rated for low temperature exposure failing after exposure to low temperature.
Like, maybe a giant hand swatting the thing out of the sky.
Or, it could be that you're full of shit.
Oh, so not an insulating O-ring failing, letting fuel and air mix in an uncontrollable way, then?
Take that, Richard Feynman!
I can just picture this idiot in his backyard sitting in a rocket made of cardboard boxes with 'God lover' written on the side and shouting, 'It'll work, you'll see, I've got GOD on my side !!'
I know somebody who goes by the name Challenger.
He's a nice guy. Also, he hasn't had any deities kick his ass for having that name.
You sick fuck. People die and you praise your god for it.
You know, the Chuck Norris jokes are just jokes...
(One of them is "Chuck Norris destroyed the Challenger shuttle. When asked why, he said, 'it's nothing personal, I just never leave a challenger alive.'")
Yeah - and NASA forgot to cancel the orders for the ammonium perchlorate used in the SRBs - it stacked up at PEPCON, 4,000 tons of the stuff, in Nevada and turned what might have been a minor event into a major disaster.
Was that god's work as well? Two brave men died in that disaster... Pity you weren't there.
If technology reaches the point in my lifetime, where everyone can have their own spaceship in the same way that people have cars, I'm going to name mine "Challenger 2: God is a pussy!", just to piss off the religious nutters.
"reason why the challenger destroyed: they made a mistake to name it the challenger, you cant challenge the power of god, therfor god detroyed the shuttle to proove there mistakes."
God hates the name "Challenger", but supports horrible spelling and grammar?
But he doesn't want to make it obvious HE did it, right? He made it look exactly like it would look without any supernatural sky-pixie intervention, exactly like an O-ring failure?
Oh, and fuck you for praising your sky-pixie when good people die. I'll bet you believe (without a shred of evidence, but that never stopped your kind before) all of the people on Challenger were evil atheist evolutionists, right? Devil worshipers?
"...to proove there mistakes..."
Where mistakes?
Werewolf! Werewolf?
There!
There wolf! There castle!
Why are you talking that way?
I thought you wanted to.
No, I don't want to.
Suit yourself, I'm easy.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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