Can science explain the glorified body of Jesus Christ? By that I mean, can science explain how a body can exist that is flesh and bone without blood and how a body and move through walls/doors yet have a need of nourishment and eat food?
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Can science explain how the CIA is controlling my thoughts using a satellite that hasn't even been launched into orbit yet?
I don't know if science can explain that body, but if you show it to some scientists, they will jolly well try. What's that? You don't have the body? You haven't seen it? You don't even have any evidence that it ever existed, other than the rambling and self-contradicting story in some ancient book? Then, perhaps you should read the "horseshit" explaination in several of the comments above.
Yes. And my scientific explanation would be this:
It probably didn't happen. It flies in the face of everything we know about the world and the only evidence we have is from a single book written hundreds of years ago. We know people lie and make mistakes. That makes more sense than the laws of nature suddenly warping. So it probably did not happen.
"Can science explain the glorified body of Jesus Christ?"
Can science explain the glorified body of Thor?
There, ... fixed.
It's a myth, shit-for-brains.
TheLastCenturion
OOOOOOOO that was so close to a rational thought.
flesh and bone without blood: a BODY can exist like that. it might be dead, but you can certainly drain a person. its not that hard.
move through walls: Quantum tunneling. this is also functionally impossible.
yet still need nourishment: this is where it all falls apart. if you had THOUGHT about this instead of assuming it, you might have had a breakthrough.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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