Question: How do flying cars and abortion relate to one another?
Answer: If Roe Vs. Wade hadn't have passed, a would-be abortee would have gone on to invent the flying car. (Or at least make them practical for us all.) Then the promise of "flying cars by 2000" would have seen its fulfillment that year.
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And your proof is.... where? Oh, you don't have any? Not good enough, F- -. Go to the back of the class, do not pass Go, do not collect $200. In other words, FAIL.
What do Hitler and abortion have in common?
If Hitler had been aborted, the Holocaust would have never happened.
Sadam Husseins mother tried to have him aborted, but the herbs she tried to use failed.
For every aborted foetus that would of grown to a great man, another would of grown to be a tyrant.
Or, the aborted fetus contained the next Hitler.
Or, the woman/couple decided to have the kid, and had no time to invent the cure for cancer.
[If Roe Vs. Wade hadn't have passed, a would-be abortee would have gone on to invent the flying car. ]
If wars were not started, a would-be solider, or murdered child, would have gone on to invent the flying car.
Yeah, and if abortion had been legal, we may not have seen people like Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, David Berkowitz, David Koresh, etc. ad nauseum. This goes both ways, prick.
Flying cars are a reality, they're just not practical at the moment and all the kinks aren't worked out yet. Hey, I know you Christians hate broken promises. Jesus said he'd return before the apostles died, and you're still waiting. Cheer up.
Yeah, but what if we abort a brutal dictator or serial killer or car salesman?
We've gotta think about the Law of Large Numbers here.
If Roe v. Wade hadn't have passed, a would-be abortee would have broken into Egao no Genki's home and raped and murdered him in his bed.
See? We can both play!
(retyping that bad grammar actually made my head hurt)
What the hell? Of all the things you could suggest that person could have gone on to invent, you pick flying cars?
Not a cure for cancer, a cure for degenerative brain diseases or any other life or world saving discoveries...you pick flying-fucking-cars?!
You managed to make an already reduntant argument even more retarted. Well done!
If Roe Vs. Wade hadn't have passed, a would-be abortee would have gone on to invent the flying car. (Or at least make them practical for us all.) Then the promise of "flying cars by 2000" would have seen its fulfillment that year.
If Roe Vs. Wade hadn't been passed, a would-be abortee would have gone on to become the next Joseph Stalin.
Think about it.
The fundies who come out with the "you could have killed someone great" argument clearly have no concept of statistics, because you could just as easily say that the next Hitler would have put the entire world under the vicious iron heel of fascism had he not been aborted. Never mind that people who really want or need an abortion will get one anyway, and it's a lot safer if it's legal and possible to be carried out under the supervision of a licensed medical practitioner.
Q: How do genocide and abortion relate to one another?
A: If Hitler had been aborted, World War II wouldn't have happened.
See, it goes both ways, dude.
Of course, since we would all be paying millions extra in taxes for the welfare of all of those unwanted children who ended up in government care, no one would be able to afford said flying cars, so it all balances out, right?
A possibility granted. But a darn sight more genius's would be produced with more social justice. Think of the 100's of millions of poor children that have no chance to succeed. Imagine if they had the same chances in life as their rich counterparts. Millions of potential Einstein's who never achieve their true potential because their parents are struggling to survive, not flourish.
“If Roe Vs. Wade hadn't have passed, a would-be abortee would have gone on to invent the flying car.”
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