The Black and Yellow Garden Spider - . . . The major issue here of course to the Evolutionists is that these spiders undergo several moults before they are fully grown. If they don't shed their skin, then they die. How would the spider know this until it grew too big for its shell and die?
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Idiot!
Things shed their skin. They have to. Some things do it in barely perceptible flakes like us - others do it in large hits. An exoskeleton was an advantage for many species - the GRADUAL hardening occurred after the growth spurts and shedding, not the other way around you idiot and the genetics behind exoskeletons were hardwired long before life ever crawled out the sea.
How does your stomach know to digest food? How does your heart know to beat? How does your liver know to process alcohol differently from other substances so the alcohol doesn't kill you? Are you in control of all of these? Are you consciously directing all of these processes in your body? Because given your level of science comprehension, I'd be scared that you'd forget to go to the bathroom one day and you'd explode.
"The Black and Yellow Garden Spider - . . . The major issue here of course to the Evolutionists is that these spiders undergo several moults before they are fully grown. If they don't shed their skin, then they die. How would the spider know this until it grew too big for its shell and die?"
Because GOD invented spiders and he COMMANDED that they do it that way? Is that what you want to hear? Tough titties, because it's EVOLUTION baby! It's the same process used by you when you were in your mother and realized that your 'womb' was actually her colon and that you were destined to be the 'Missing Dink', 'Fred Fuckstone' or simply 'The Shitbaby'.
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!
(*runs screaming away from post, especially Bob's contribution*)
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Okay, I'm back now. Did I ever mention that I'm arachnophobic?
This dude's questions are the kind that most small children might ask. The problem is that I'm sure he's a lot older than those kids and should have already had an education to answer those questions. This is simply pathetic.
~David D.G.
David D.G.,
Sorry, I didn't know. I'd take the pic down, but I can't edit my comment anymore.
Sorry again.
Mike, is that you? The only person I know who would name himself "Mike" in a public forum, and use the word "baka" to describe an idiot, is my brother. Is that you?
Okay, guys, NOT funny, not at all, especially the icky parasite photos.
Dang, I need a lobotomy now to get those images out of my brain.
~David D.G.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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