[With regards to Zack and Miri Make a Porno]
sick. how many babies dies in the making of this film? how many abortions and day after pills were consumed? sick when you think about it. even sicker when you think how many abortions this inspires. "lets just do it and who cares abotu the consequences! i can just get a late trimester abortion and have the babys brains sucked out by a vacuum!"
Thiink about that before yo go see this!
[Later in the thread]
Yes, mr Anderson is right. It does encourage this. Movies should be banned unless they can provide good moral lessons like staying pure, being faithful, being a good christian, etc..
theres stil room for some violence. war movies can be enjoyed becasue they still teach the values of fighting for your country, etc..
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Contraceptives, retard? You take them BEFORE sex and don't get pregnant at all? You know?
Oh, yeah, and I got a good moral lesson for a movie: respecting others' Freedom of Speech. Stupid fucker.
I wasn't going to have an abortion or even get pregnant. But after seeing this movie I was like, "Damn! I've gotta get me an abortion!". So I went out, got knocked up and then got an abortion, just for the hell of it.
Idiot.
Have to go get a sex change, get pregnant, then get an abortion, cause they look so fun ..... thats how it works right?!
It is a shame and a disgrace when assinine fools like you find a movie with a little sex in it offensive. I would rather have my kids watch this than a bloodfest like "Saw V"(which replaced it in many theaters when right-wing asses like stabby complained). Yeah you're right, we're in sad shape as a society when people like you think it is better for kids to see people hacked to pieces than a little bit of sex(which is how we all got here) on the screen.
"they still teach the values of fighting for your country"
Only if you conquer the other country by blowing trumpets at it to make their city walls fall down, and then you kill every living thing in the conquered country. By the Power of Jevohah I lop this baby's head off! By the Grace of God I plunge my sword into the pregnant women's belly! Holy holy!
how many babies dies in the making of this film? how many abortions and day after pills were consumed?
What's sick is that you think they were actually having sex on camera. Sure, real pornos do but this is a comedy (albeit one that I doubt even I would laught at).
Movies should be banned...
1st Ammendment. Nuff said.
Killing a mass of cells before it develops a nervous system = bad
Killing a full grown human being via bullets, chemicals, bombs, torture = good
Got it.
So let me get this right comedy+sexual situation+film= mass abortions? that's the equivalent of saying 2+2= 1,642,842.63546444 it doesn't work like that. People, in general don't see a sex scene and think "I want to go have a late term abortion!!!"
Movies should be banned unless they can provide good moral lessons like staying pure, being faithful, being a good christian, etc..
Then I suggest you go find a nice pre existing theocracy to go live in and get the fuck out of the US.
"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm gets wasted, god gets quite irate."
-Monty Python
No babies died during the making of said film. yes, let me go get my girlfriend knocked up and then get an abortion just for the hell of it. Hell, I'll make an army of undead fetuses (they're much easier to maintain than full size zombies.)
Also, I don't get how you can be so against abortion, but for the death penalty. Do people hit a certain age and you cross them off of your love-list? Do me a favor, and smack yourself in the forehead with a 4x4 post. You might learn something in the process.
Free speech, look it up.
@Sayna: It's a matter of redefining "abortion". A pregnancy doesn't start until the egg *implants*, but the idea is that an egg is fertilized before it implants, and if it's prevented from implanting, it dies.
"how many babies dies in the making of this film? how many abortions and day after pills were consumed?"
Do you know how many Agent Smiths had to die for the second Matrix movie? :_(
Seriously, are you actually saying that you believe that .. I haven't even watched the movie, but there is no way they would do that for a movie. It's too expensive.
You know, while it's entirely possible Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks actually did fuck on camera (I haven't seen the movie so I have no idea), that is actually done outside porno movies every once in a great while. And I'm sure that on the occasion it does happen, they do take precautions. (You don't think Chloe Sevigny actually swallowed when she went down on Vincent Gallo in The Brown Bunny , do you?)
In Fundieland, a baby is more valuable because they can still be indoctrinated, unlike a young person or adult. Babies and old people are all they want. In their Fundieland, brainwashed babies turn into evil rebellious teens that must be forced to go die in a war, so they won't disturb the wonderful life that has been made, or be brainwashed even more so they have lots and lots of babies!
Babies EVERYWHERE! :DDDD
*Pukes*
it gets even better later in the thread
godbless you. because we live in a country where you are allowed to speak your ridiculous opinions and for that we can thank god and our president. youre still worng of course and thats why the laws need to be changed so people like you cna speak your opinion in private, but are not allowed to broadcast your 'kill all babies, praise allah' extremist agenda on the public airwaves.
he's calling for a christian police state.
Movies should be banned unless they can provide good moral lessons like staying pure, being faithful, being a good christian, etc..
NOBODY'S.
FORCING.
YOU.
TO.
WATCH.
THEM.
'Swhy I don't sit there bitching every time a movie with Rob Schneider comes out. I can't stand him, so I just don't see the movie! How hard is that?
I fucking love war movies! Fiery explosions are my orgasms!
There, I ruined war movies. Where's your god now?!
So let me get this straight...no sex please, but blood and guts is OK?
For starters, its not actually a porn film, is it? It's a film about amateur porn film makers. I doubt the studio would've bankrolled it if it was going to involve actual live fucking and the need for a complex contraceptive plan, which is I imagine how they would deal with such an insane production idea rather than "killing babies."
So in summary: No babies dies in the making of this film. (Please also learn grammar)
As for the suggestion that it "encourages" sexual promiscuity and reliance on abortions...I don't even know how to approach this massively fallacy. Clearly you haven't seen the film. The trademark of Kevin Smith's work is that, although they of course are unashamedly profane and crude (which not everyone will appreciate of course, I think its done with style), they always have a morally redemptive story.
It's like the furore over Dogma - for fuck's sake, GOD WINS IN THAT MOVIE.
Learn to think.
i can just get a late trimester abortion and have the babys brains sucked out by a vacuum!
Why do these dipshits always assume that Teh Ebil Babby-killin' Wimmin will wait until the third trimester before aborting? It makes no sense...
To quote South Park, "Remember, hacking people to pieces is OK, as long as nobody uses any naughty words! that's whjat this war is all about!"
"i can just get a late trimester abortion and have the babys brains sucked out by a vacuum!"
Because why use birth control or even get an early abortion when you can enjoy the thrill of almost completing a pregnancy first??? Who would give up the chance to experience morning sickness, running to the bathroom every half hour, stretch marks and gestational diabetes BEFORE their abortion? Why, no one in their right mind, that's who!
Confused?
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