Protection from cursing
If someone tries to curse you how do you protect yourself from them and stop the curse from having an effect? As far as I know no one has cursed me but I am concerned after reading another thread in this section about this sort of thing happening.
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Well, first you bury your head in the sand. Then, pull the blankies over your head and stay vewy, vewy quiet.
No, thats when a popular television show makes fun of a violent religious group. The proper technique is to put you head between your legs and shove your head up your ass.
Then again, both can be easily confused.
Well, you'll almost always get a saving throw first, usually Will, so you might want to invest in a Cloak of Resistance and maybe a Periapt of Wisdom . Failing this, though, you'll just need to find a cleric or wizard of high enough level to cast Remove Curse . Should cost you about as much as a Cure Serious Wounds . It's nothing major, but in a low-level campaign , it can be a real pain in the ass for awhile.
You make sure you're wearing one of Fred and George's curse blocking hats, although you're SOL if the Avada Kedavra curse is used against you: the hats only block minor jinks and curses. Alternatively, you could practice shield charms and deflecting spells and make sure to have your wand at the ready.
Chococat was talking about the Harry Potter books, wasn't he?
Let's see if you really are cursed with a few quick questions:
1) Do you believe that crackers and wine become flesh and blood?
2) Do you consume said products willingly?
3) Are you fearful of a red man with pointed ears, tail and horns?
4) Do you believe in a gay agenda?
5) Are you "persecuted"?
6) Do the Illuminatti exist?
7) Is 'liberal' a dirty word to you?
8) Is the ACLU attempting to destroy christmas?
9) Would you kill an infant if 'god told you to'?
10) Is evolution a religion?
If you answered 'Yes' to ANY of these questions, you are cursed. Please give all of your worldly possessions to the poor and move to the back of the line.
Well, it depends on the campaign. In most of them, curses are pretty easy to resist, but in Ravenloft you're fucked.
Adrian: "The best way to avoid being cursed is to stand in front of the mirror, and turn around five times while saying Bloody Mary."
Don't forget to flush the toilet three times and light some candles! Oh, and my BFF says you have to get a static charge off the cat or it won't work at all.
On another note, I will take this moment to say that there's little more fun than telling fundies you worship Satan and have just set a bunch of demons on them. Curse them all to Hell, tell them about it, and watch as they freak out.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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