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The Blacker the Berry, the Sweeter the Juice

How do we account for blond hair and blue eyes?

A very small minority of people in the world demonstrate this phenotype.

Now there are plenty of other people who exist in very cold climates but do not have blond hair and blue eyes. They are "people of color".

If you are outside on a very hot day, and you are wearing Black clothing, you feel even hotter, because the color Black absorbs energy.

So the idea that skin whiteness is a result of evolutionary biology for the sake of being better able to absorb heat maketh no thenth.

Why do the Africans, in their splendid Blackness, demonstrate such Unequaled Greatness, which you can see upon the walls of the tombs?

Why are the white peoples crawling around in caves and throwing rocks at the moon while the Black Africans are solving the extremely complicated geometric equations in order to build The Great Pyramids?

"Lord of the Perfect Black". Osiris. The Great African God Figure.

Perfect Black Skin.

Now, go outside and let the sun shine on you.

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