If the evos insist on using force to brainwash our children, then that leaves the our side no choice but to wage an all out political war against them. None of this namby-pambi stuff we’ve seen so far...I mean an unrelenting, in-your-face political battle to crush the jackbooted evos and their Commie-ACLU minions once and for all.
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How in the world is teaching proven biology to children "using force to brainwash our children"? It's not like private schools can't teach Creationism all they like, it's the public schools, funded by the government, that are not allowed to teach a religiously-motivated (and for that matter unsupported), scientific hypothesis? For that matter, the ACLU defends religious people just as much as for secular reasons. So your "Commie-ACLU Minions" claim is absolute nonsense.
"If the evos insist on using force to brainwash our children, then that leaves the our side no choice but to wage an all out political war against them. None of this namby-pambi stuff we’ve seen so far...I mean an unrelenting, in-your-face political battle to crush the jackbooted evos and their Commie-ACLU minions once and for all."
Good luck. You'll need plenty of it.
Oh, this one. He's like one of those tiny poodles. Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap.
"I mean an unrelenting, in-your-face political battle to crush the jackbooted evos "
Wait.. who is wearing the jackboots in this scenario? o__O
We've got facts on our side. We win. Unless you are going to start a physical rebellion, over evolution, and become even more ridiculous than you already are in the process, I would just go in the corner and commence whimpering if I were you.
"All out political battle to crush the jackbooted evos"
Are you at all clear about which side seems to be the "jackbooted" one?
P.P.S. I recommend you ditch your God delusion, put your guns away and keep your guts safely to yourself.
Ah Free Republic, the Elmer Fudd of political discourse. "Be wary, wary qwiet, I'm huntin' ewolutionists!"
Wait... wait...
We get free boots?
I'm a card carrying evolutionist. Where are my free jack boots?
(Next up, evolutionists complaining they didn't get a card. ;) )
You've been doing your best for years, and you've only succeeded in publicly humiliating yourselves (not that you noticed).
Bring it--I could use a good laugh.
You have to realize, GGG also believes that the Earth is the center of the universe and that HIV doesn't cause AIDS. In fact, he goes out of his way to promote the idea that unprotected anal sex is perfectly safe.
When you find someone is a crank in one area, it usually happens that they are a crank in a number of other areas as well.
You don't need to descend to Nazi imagery. It's quite simple, really, and no force will be required. All you have to do is turn this lump of clay into a person. Or a dog, or a pig, or a great blue heron - I'm not fussy. Create just one living entity, and it's fine with me if you have to phone god and ask for the recipe. No cheating: you have to do it in front of impartial witnesses. We will instantly capitulate.
<** crickets **>
“If the evos insist on using force to brainwash our children,”
Evolution’s WAY way down the list.
If the emos insist on using brain force to wash our children, then that leaves the our side no choice but to tail wag an all-out police war against them. None of this by man-by Pam stuff we’ve seen so far...I mean an unrelenting, in-your-fact police battle to crush Jack the booted emo sail and their Karma-UCLA onions and mince for all.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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