My top 3 blackpills, ranked
#1 The bald pill
The worst of all pills. It contains the age pill, but on STEROIDS, making a 20 year old with an NW4 hairline look about 45. You will always see yourself as some sickly freak if you're losing your hair
#2 Manlet pill
All of society shits on you and treats you like garbage. In the professional world, it basically memes "never give me a decent position".
#3 Age pill
Completely isolated in the west if you're out of college and you're not chad.
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You know, I've been meaning to ask. Why are incels so obsessed with creating their own, fake, nonsenical language anyway? Are they trying to distance themselves from regular, sane human beings so much?
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Survivor of an anti-ship missile attack in the Falklands War Simon Weston would like a word with you, yourlifeisfine.
And the fire from such basically forced an instant receded hairline: as it destroyed the hair follicles on the back of his head. Yet - despite what happened to him: and the 70 operations on his face - he was still able to marry, even though he is what you lot would define as a '0/10':
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'Pills' meme status: more obliterated than his Normal status was as a result of said missile attack.
When Reality proves you manbabies wrong, no 'Metaphors' allowed.
1. I have two colleagues who are both bald. One is totally bald, no beard nor eyelashes, even. The other used to have long "hard rock" hair, but got a disease and it all fell off. He still has eyelashes and a beard. Both are in steady relationships with women. The second guy is about 45 so he looks 45. The first guy is probably in his thirties and looks babyish rather than oldish.
The most pathetic hairdo EVER, is the comb-over. A bald spot at the back of your head or a receding hairline is just natural aging. Cut the hair down to a few millimeters and you'll just look distinguished. Get a comb-over and you'll look like the Orange Clown.
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2. Manlet? Huh? Being a bit on the "runty" side? Oh, well, no-one ever took Tom Cruise or Dudley Moore or Woody Allen seriously, right? And what about Peter Dinklage, playing one of the most popular characters in Game of Thrones?
3. Out of college? What are you then; 25? That's basically still a child. As more and more people get past the age of 90, we spend almost three quarters of our life after the age of 25. You'll just have to start looking at women your own age, dearie, not 17-year-old Kardashian-wannabes. Is that your model for "Stacy"? Artificial non-moving-forehead Barbie-dolls with dangerously long nails?
I wouldn't bother saying anything but these are all pertinent to my own case, so here goes:
1.) Shave it down or shave it bald. And grow a beard, since so many of you are worried about a weak jawline.
2.) This is not true. I well remember a feud at work by some jumped-up little runt of a man. (I'd quite like to see him again, just so I can laugh if he sees me and crosses the road to get away...)
3.) I find the reverse is true. People are way more friendly now I've grown up. (Note I said 'grown up' not 'aged'...)
1. Would you like to meet the bald guys I know who are married or have girlfriends?
2. Would you like to meet the men < 5'11" who, not only were my supervisors, but are also married or have girlfriends?
3. Would you like to meet the guys I know who didn't get a girlfriend or married after 30 years of age?
Of course you wouldn't, because that would destroy your theory, and worse, they will suggest that maybe you shouldn't be so self loathing and strive for self improvement.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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