[Re. the congregants of Harvest Baptist Church]
I have been put outside the gate with Jesus, shunned away, even prohibited from simply attending church services by Bob Jones graduate churches, all because they refuse to serve God correctly, and I am MUCH closer to the Lord and truth than they are.
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For goodness sakes, David, let it go.
Let. It. Go.
Forgive them, David. You shouldn't be holding so many grudges against so many people like that.
Poor David - him and Jesus standing alone, all sad and lonely, outside
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On such a small island as Guam, word gets out extremely quickly.
Then you wonder why you're the Loneliest Man in the World, David J. Pedo...?!
Must have been piss-poor at Maths if you can't figure out this simple equation.
I am MUCH closer to the Lord and truth than they are
Right! They're an infinity of light years away from the truth, and you're an infinity of light years away from the truth, minus one Planck length of your own imagination.
Congratulations and praise the Lord!
I don't understand why you would want
Heh.
I guess that's the advantage of invisible friends. You might lose real friends in the divorce. This way, the Invisifriend can choose both sides!
Just because they don't hate all the same people with the same fervor and passion that you do doesn't mean that you're automatically right and they're all wrong.
Meanwhile, when reached for comment, all Jesus had to say was:
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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