“I am SO sorry to hear that you don't believe Heaven is real.”
Okay.
“This means you also don't believe in Hell.”
We did pull into Bayonne, New Jersey one patrol…
“Jesus created both of them.”
Don’t believe in him, either, so don’t believe he made anything.
“Heaven is for Christians, and Hell is for those who have NOT asked for God's forgiveness and become a Christian.”
Yes, yes, I read the brochure.
“If you still don't believe this when you pass away, then you WILL believe it when you stand before the Great White Throne, and see God.”
Just my luck, the one time i finally have evidence for God, my soul is past it’s best-by date.
“Unfortunately, it will be TOO late to change your heart, and you will have to pay for your life of sins.”
Yes, a finite amount of sins being punished by infinite torture. No chance to repent. No way to show I’ve learned my lesson. No return to Earth to live a better life. No witnesses who will benefit from my pain.
It’s just a big scary revenge fantasy.
When I believed, i was quite literally sad about Hell, not pompous. I could not imagine enjoying Heaven if anyone suffered in Hell.
Your mileage clearly differs.