[What if you died and went before God and discovered that it was Allah?]
I can SWEAR on a STACK of Holy Bibles
that that ain't gonna happen . . .
ALLA sounds like a womans' NAME,
and for one thing, I don't worship WOMEN . . .
NEXT
It just so happens that
ALLA
just isn't the Maker
the Creator
or Sustainer of everything . . .
You are missing a critical POINT:
It comes down to:
Isaac and Ishmael
that's the FORK in the proverbial road . . .
With a host of other folks, I
will be going up the LADDER
STRAIGHT after Isaac
NOT
Ishmael . . .
Please reconsider . .
51 comments
I can SWEAR on a STACK of Holy Bibles
that that ain't gonna happen . . .
How do you know?
ALLA sounds like a womans' NAME,
and for one thing, I don't worship WOMEN . . .
Because you're a misogynist prick.
NEXT
It just so happens that
ALLA
just isn't the Maker
the Creator
or Sustainer of everything . . .
Unless of course you follow Islam.
You are missing a critical POINT:
It comes down to:
Isaac and Ishmael
that's the FORK in the proverbial road . . .
With a host of other folks, I
will be going up the LADDER
STRAIGHT after Isaac
NOT
Ishmael . . .
Please reconsider . ."
Uh-huh. The the faster you get to the ladder, the better, asshat.
WHY
is THIS such a good argument tool
that you insist on using it
WHEN IN ACTUAL FACT
it makes you look STUPID
so support your ARGUMENTS
with LOGIC
and FACTS
and don't make blanket statements like 'Allah isn't the maker, creator...'
because you CAN'T PROVE IT
just like NOBODY can prove the Christian God
or ANY god
for that matter.
Moron.
and for one thing, I don't worship WOMEN . . .
Fair enough - I can point in the direction of a few websites where you can worship men instead. You'll need a credit card, though.
Or isn't that what you meant?...
You can swear it until you're blue in the face, that still won't constitute evidence that your skydaddy is more likely to exist than the Muslims' skydaddy.
So tits, er, I mean evidence or GTFO...
"I can SWEAR on a STACK of Holy Bibles
that that ain't gonna happen . . ."
So can I or anyone else for that matter. So what?
"ALLA sounds like a womans' NAME,"
In english, maybe. Don't be such a dolt.
"and for one thing, I don't worship WOMEN . . ."
Uh huh. I bet you would if one of them would actually sleep with you.
"NEXT
It just so happens that
ALLA
just isn't the Maker
the Creator
or Sustainer of everything . . ."
Riiiight, your agrument is "It just isn't, so there." I'm sure you put a lot of thought into that, but it is just not enough for most of us thinking persons.
"You are missing a critical POINT:"
If you would part your hair differently, I could see you point better.
"It comes down to:
Isaac and Ishmael
that's the FORK in the proverbial road . . ."
The fictional brothers of Genesis. What about them?
"With a host of other folks, I
will be going up the LADDER
STRAIGHT after Isaac
NOT
Ishmael . . ."
With a host of other folks, you will be wasting your time believing in the Isaac and Ishmael, and believing and worshipping God/Allah.
"Please reconsider . ."
OK. No, religion is still hogwash whether one calls his imaginary friend God or Allah. Perhaps YOU should reconsider.
Curious that he'd not bow down, kiss the feet (arse) or stroke the massive ego of a woman, but he would for a man. He thinks his god is a man. I wonder if he ever thinks in terms of that, or if he ever read the bible where his god is telling moses how he wants the temple to be just so, and the garments of the priests with an opening in front *hand on hip*. Maybe he'd wonder himself if jehovah wasn't maybe a tiny bit gay. Actually, the idea is that their god is all things .. man, woman, child ... sheep. And then he's talking about coming up behind Isaac .. Isaac, a man. Could be allah is sustaining everything, like the huge tortoise carrying the world on its back. Maybe jehovah is a tortoise. We just don't know now do we, HGA. He guesses, he wants, he thinks (this is arguable), he has faith and hopes, but he doesn't know . Alla(h) sounds like a woman's name .. his knowledge is limited.
I could swear a number of things on any random holy text. I could even "swear" on them. This however, does not help me explain my point to others since it is no proof what so ever.
And the "I don't worship women therefore god isn't a woman" is complete bullshit. Even the claim that Allah is a woman, because the title (s)he is refered to with sound girlie, is based on nothing. Some men are called Ashley, some girls are called by "manly" names (can't think of one at the moment). This does not influence their gender in any way.
I so hope that he dies and that Allah is a woman. Depending on how old I am at the time of his dead, I would not really mind being next in line behind him. One last laugh before I go to all the "cool" people.
WTF second part nominated. Allah is a male name, believe me. Don´t be so eurocentric as to believe that it was a female name. And what do women have so ugly?, isn´t a woman the first person who threw you in the world?
Well, besides misspelling "Allah," you should have at least looked it up in a dictionary to discover that "Allah" is just the Arabic word for "God."
Beyond that, your whole post is essentially "I'm right because I say I'm right!" I am glad for your self-assurance, but don't inflict it on others, please.
And please don't fall into the trap of believing that because the bible uses the male pronoun, that that means God is male. The term "Father" is meant metaphorically, and in ancient Hebrew, the default, neuter pronoun is the same as the male pronoun (just as it usually is in modern English...rarely is a person whose gender is unknown referred to as "it." While it is common now to see this person referred to as "they" or "them," neither of these are technically gramatically correct. The default is "he.")
I will accept your statement that God is male when you show me one verse in the Bible detailing or mentioning his genitals. Until such time, remember that the Bible takes the position that God, like angels, is a spiritual being , and therefore not possessed of set physical characteristics. (Besides, assigning God a set of definite physical characteristics would be limiting him, whouldn't it...?)
Wow. Way to dodge the question. I think you should try worshipping women for a change. They're real, they're beautiful and unlike god, they will return your love if you treat them right. It's not "alla" by the way; it's "allah". Get it right, dumbass.
I can swear on a stack of Holy Bibbles that I'm an octogenarian Japanese billionaire with 14 kids and a black belt in karate. Doesn't mean it's true.
And who is this ALLA you speak of? As I recall, the Muslim word for God is "Allah." If you're going to deny the deity, get the name right.
I can swear on a stack of Holy Bibles
that that ain't gonna happen . . .
No need for the emphasis. I know that it won't happen. There is no God (AKA Allah).
ALLA sounds like a womans' name,
and for one thing, I don't worship women . . .
Just too stupid for words.
next, It just so happens that
ALLA just isn't the Maker the Creator
or Sustainer of everything . . .
I agree. I just was not expecting a Christian to deny God so readily.
You are missing a critical point, it comes down to Isaac and Ishmael, that's the fork in the proverbial road . . .
There you have it. The critical point. One holy book says Isaac and another says Ishmael. I would have thought that the fundamental difference between Christianity and Islam was a bit more substantive. Oh, well, wrong again!
With a host of other folks, I will be going up the ladder straight after Isaac not Ishmael . . .
Careful on that ladder son, the air gets a bit thin the higher you go. And you seem to be lacking enough oxygen to the brain as it is.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a POINT FLYING CLEAN OVER YOUR HEAD.
You think Muslims don't say the exact thing with the names switched around? Or Hindus? Or those godless Pagans? You can rant and rave about how sure you are, but there's a chance they could be right, too. Deal with it.
OMG ice... you're a genius! They aren't really people! They have a hive mind!!!
Seriously, though... Mind your capitalising, hga. The way you capitalised ALLAH makes me think you might just believe in him, at first glance.
What is he writing, anti-Islamic free verse? Anyway...
1. Allah does not sound like anyone's name.
2. You are swearing on a stack of Holy Bibles. Normal people when using this idiom only use one. Why use a stack?
3. You have not proven that Allah doesn't exist, just that he isn't the Maker.
4. Isaac and Ishmael? The fuck? Why not use the standard hell-fire or harps argument?
[What if you died and went before God and discovered that it was Jesus?]
I can SWEAR on a STACK of Holy Korans
that that ain't gonna happen . . .
JESUS is a humans' NAME,
and for one thing, I don't worship HUMANS . . .
NEXT
It just so happens that
JESUS
just isn't the Maker
the Creator
or Sustainer of everything . . .
You are missing a critical POINT:
It comes down to:
Isaac and Ishmael
that's the FORK in the proverbial road . . .
With a host of other folks, I
will be going up the LADDER
STRAIGHT after Isaac
NOT
Ishmael . . .
Please reconsider . .
"ALLA sounds like a womans' NAME,
and for one thing, I don't worship WOMEN . . . "
Dogma with a pinch of sexism...lovely. Never outgrew the "girls have cooties" stage did you? As for myself, I'm panentheistic. I believe the Divine is in everyone and everything. Plus I believe all gods are one God and all goddesses (yes, I said it, GODDESSES) are one Goddess.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.