Michael Pearl #fundie nogreaterjoy.org

[Response to a letter written about little kids who steal food from the pantry and won't admit to the thievery]

Get a hidden camera that comes on when the beam is interrupted. They are used to photograph animals and can be purchased for less than $100.00. Install it secretly and wait for the lying thief to appear.
First, get each one to sign a statement that they will not steal sweets. If one of them steals, wait for a week to see if the others will as well. Them come down on them with a charge of theft and be prepared to show your evidence. Three good spankings will be in order, plus one year with no sweets.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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