Welcome to Fundies Say the Darndest Things

You’re looking at an archive of the most hilarious, bizarre, ignorant, bigoted, and terrifying quotes from fundies all over the internet.

Random quoteTop quotesLatest commentsFAQ

Friends of FSTDT: The Brick TestamentThe Church of the Flying Spaghetti MonsterThe Cult Education InstituteDeath of ExpertiseFeministingThe Friendly AtheistMetabunkRationalWikiReligious ToleranceRight Wing WatchThe Skeptic’s Annotated BibleSnopesThe Southern Poverty Law CenterTalk OriginsThink ProgressThe United States Humane SocietyWe Hunted the MammothWonkette
Show post

Larry Klayman #wingnut #fundie freedomwatchusa.org

Nancy Pelosi, regrettably the Speaker of the House of Representatives, has predictably joined her sister witch, Hillary, as two of the most despicable and hateful politicians of the 21st Century. Pelosi, the "Wicked Witch of the West" has teamed up with the disgraced but dangerously only wounded "Wicked Witch of the East," Hillary Clinton, in calling for the indictment and imprisonment of our great President Donald J. Trump. These two witches, banding together, are flying high on their brooms circling the White House, bent on "killing" President Donald J. Trump, his family and colleagues.

It's time that We the People finally take care of business and put both sister witches away where the sun don't shine — in prison where they belong. Perhaps the ultimate punishment will be to put them in the same cell, where they could take turns stirring their evil cauldron of hate, which instead they can then train against themselves.