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David and Barbara Cerullo #fundie insptoday.com

[Credit - this was posted on Rapture Ready as too Darnded even for them].

Did you know 94% of all the preachers in the world live in North America—where only 6% of the world’s population lives?! How can we reach the world for Christ, when 96% of ALL the preachers are trying to reach 6% of the world?

[Read the rest of the article for the fundierific solution]