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Jake #fundie munahscupcake.com

have no problem hearing demons. I am thankful that I know the difference between myself and a demon now. Years ago I honestly couldn’t tell you what thoughts were mine and what thoughts were projected toward me by a demon. I was pretty much in alignment with them because I rejected Christ and was fully submerged in the world. I now absolutely hate the world. Because it constantly tries to take me away from Jesus.

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Jake #fundie munahscupcake.com

Cleavage is 100% horrific to me. Tight low cut jeans and pants are disgusting to me. Because I know that when I see a woman wearing those, she is getting beat up by Satan and doesn’t know Jesus’ love.