Jake #fundie

Jake #fundie munahscupcake.com

Cleavage is 100% horrific to me. Tight low cut jeans and pants are disgusting to me. Because I know that when I see a woman wearing those, she is getting beat up by Satan and doesn’t know Jesus’ love.

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old comment by sidhe

Best. Opening. Comment. Ever.

And, seriously, if he thinks cleavage is horrific, he needs to play Amnesia: The Dark Descent. I love horror. I love scary movies, books, etc. I played 10 minutes of Amnesia, then uninstalled it and sat very quietly trying to erase what I'd just experienced. I hadn't even gotten into the main part of the game, and I didn't want to.

Then, because I'm an idiot, I watched the trailer for the sequel - A Machine for Pigs. That has now been seen, and cannot be unseen. I sometimes get a chill and have the line, "*chuckles* Well, that rather depends on how you define a pig." play through my head.

Give me cleavage and low-cut, wide-legged jeans anyway. Fond memories of dark clubs with loud music...

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@#1490970

I agree, I don't think he finds cleavage or women not wearing a dress disgusting per say, he's just forcing himself to think that way so he doesn't get a boner; a flaccid penis is a righteous penis.

Ironically, in a sadistic way, religious attitude towards heterosexuality isn't that much better then the attitude towards homosexuality: Being attracted towards anyone who isn't your (future) wife/husband is a big no-no, so you have to suppress your sexuality until you get married, but the damage can be hard to undo, as noted by Jake, who apparently resorts to blaming the female body for his repression.
But, for gays, of course, you're not attracted to the opposite sex...but since the thought of gay six is icky (and we should know because fundies won't stfu about it), and homosexuals "cannot" procreate, it's considered worse then having sexy thoughts towards the opposite sex.
As far as the extremes of religion is concerned, if you're straight, you have to repress your attraction to the opposite sex; if you're gay, you have to pretend you're attracted to the opposite sex.
Seems like the only way you can be at sexual peace is to be born asexual. But even then, fundies may use similar arguments that they used against homosexuality: only people who are straight can reproduce, thus asexuals aren't "natural", etc.

old comment by Philbert McAdamia

Thanks to The Fugs...

Lyrics to Boobs A Lot :

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just three boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,

Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

Well, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.

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R.I.P. Tuli Kupferberg

Jake #fundie munahscupcake.com

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