Goals of homosexuals are marriage to children, multiple spouse marriage, polygamy, group marriage, promiscuity (open marriage), same-sex marriage, and destryouing marriage between a man and a woman.
Forced homosexual roommates, gays in the military, radical feminism, lesbian separatist movement, anti-discrimination ordinances, minority status based on homosexuality, graphic pro-gay sex and AIDS education, mandatory sensitivity training, hate crimes, speech codes, fines, Hollywood promotion of homosexual love making and of gay rights agenda in movies and television, public finding of homosexual pornography; invention of gay speak - gay, homophobia, diversity, sexual orientation; unmasking of powerful homosexuals who masquerade as heterosexuals, homosexual marriage and adoption, attacks on churches, and pederasty.
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Wow....just wow...
*Marriage To Children: No. Pedophilia is far more prevalent among heterosexuals.
*Multiple Spouse Marriage (polygamy and group marriage?): No. At least not the gays I know. They are quite happy being monogamous.
*Same sex marriage: Yes, why should gays not have the same benefits as heterosexual couples?
*Destroyouing marriage between a man and a woman: "Destroyouing"? Oh, maybe you meant to say, "Destroying?" Anyway, I have not seen any marriage break up because a gay couple got married.
*Forced homosexual roommates: No, unless you are talking about Kent Hovind and his roommate in Federal Penitentiary?
*Gays in the Military: Why not? Can't a gay person fight for his country?
I give up. The rest is complete word mush.
No the goals of same sex marriage is same sex marriage.
And now for all the fundies out there this is what it's going to be like for heterosexual marriages once same sex marriage is legalized.
Husband: Honey I'm home.
Wife: Dear it looks like something upsetting you.
Husand: Gay people are getting married.
Pause
Wife: Do you want tuna tonight.
Husband: Sure.
Cucuy!
Yeah right, straight people do enough of that one their own. I don't know how a lot of these fundies and their leaders can talk about 'destroying marriage' when their hypocrisy and Bible thumping does a good enough job on its own. Who cares? People with narrow minds, mental illness, and too much time.
Damn! I must be a demon, 'cause I just followed that link and the music is so hideous it made me hit "back" within seconds.
But really--this crap is just cracked.
I like how "anti-discrimination ordinances" and "AIDS education" are listed like they're bad things. On par with marriage to children, even. Wow.
But the rest of it? I mean, seriously? What planet to Gene and Earline live on? I must have missed the memo about the gay rights movement being all about marriage to children.
" ... incoherent babble ... BS ... BS .. unmasking of powerful homosexuals who masquerade as heterosexuals ... more BS ..."
You mean like what happened to Ted Haggert and Sen. Craig? Who's next? Might it be Gene Moody?
Oh, wait .. I guess not. He has no power, just a mental illness.
I´m becoming convinced that page is a parody, a la Landover Baptist. Even for a fstdt.com faithful reader, it´s too fragging crazy to be true.
(I really, really hope so).
Who wouldn't support public finding of homosexual pornography? Doesn't that sound fun? It's like "Hay look! I found gay porn!"
But seriously, I had no idea the gay agenda was so far reaching. And I'm still a little unclear on the difference between multiple spouse marriage, polygamy, and group marriage.
Yes, but can they still look fabulous with such a busy agenda?
This is one of the more obvious signs of paranoia: a despised minority wields tremendous power over the majority, who are portrayed as their victims.
Except for the sensitivity training (which is what the fundies want), speech codes (also what the fundies want), and attacks on churches (very, extremely what the fundies want), none of that stuff is bad.
Oh, and the marriage to children, but Catholic priests want that.
Goals of homosexuals are:
marriage to children - Yes. People attracted to masculine traits will look for someone completely devoidof those traits. Uh-huh.
multiple spouse marriage - Aside from the legal logistics of it, big whoop. Who cares? So long as no one is getting shafted, power to them.
polygamy - First, this IS multiple spouse marriage, dimwit. Second, how many wives did Solomon have?
group marriage - How many times do you plan on using this?
promiscuity (open marriage) - So long as everyone's aware of where they stand, why does it matter?
same-sex marriage - How dare we want to marry the person we love, like anyone else?
destryouing marriage between a man and a woman - And how the hell do we do that? Do we break into people's houses at night and plant bras and condoms? It don't work that way, and to tag it on us is intellectually dishonest.
Forced homosexual roommates - Not sure I get this one. Are they saying that we're forcing gays to live together? Or that we're forcing straights to live with homosexuals so we can contaminate them with TEH GHEEEEEY!
gays in the military - Fine. We'll find two nice homosexuals to bring home. You two wingnuts will replace them. Have fun.
radical feminism - Define "radical." Not submitting to be a good little helpmeet? Not everyone is willing to be a doormat.
lesbian separatist movement - Heh?
anti-discrimination ordinances - I'll remember this next time I hear about the poor persecuted Xians, then.
minority status based on homosexuality - We. Don't. Want. Special. Rights. We. Want. EQUAL. Rights.
graphic pro-gay sex... - Since when? Seriously, WTF?
...and AIDS education Since ONLY gays get AIDS. Heavens forbid we teach teenagers to be safe, and NOT use a disease as punishment.
mandatory sensitivity training - Only for dingbats like yourself who have an irrational fear of us.
hate crimes - How dare we speak out after we have been beaten up in the streets for just coming out of the wrong bar. Or holding hands in the street. Or looking at a guy for a little too long. We really should learn our place, huh?
speech codes - See above. When that happens, we start making our own codes. Deal.
fines - Don't do the crime...
Hollywood promotion of homosexual love making... - Please. A movie can't so much as have two guys kissing without getting an R rating, where as a guy and a girl doing the same nets a PG-13. Maybe.
...and of gay rights agenda in movies and television - There. Is. No. Gay. Agenda.
public finding of homosexual pornography - What?
invention of gay speak - gay, homophobia, diversity, sexual orientation - Can I buy pot from you?
unmasking of powerful homosexuals who masquerade as heterosexuals - Ah yes, the "they're *blank,* they just don't know it." Makes it easier to persecute them, don't it"
homosexual marriage and adoption - First, yes, how dare we want to make families for ourselves? Second, are you seriously saying that it's better to feed these children to the system than allow a potentially loving family to adopt them?
attacks on churches - Only hatemongering ones like WBC. And USUALLY they throw the first punches.
pederasty - Repeating points to fill space does not a good argument make.
Y'know, I've never heard of this "lesbian separatist movement" before, but it sounds good to me! I mean, come on, an entire country full of lesbians? What's not to love?
Goals of homosexuals are marriage to children, multiple spouse marriage, polygamy, group marriage, promiscuity (open marriage), same-sex marriage, and destryouing marriage between a man and a woman.
And your proof is...?
"Same sex marriage"
/falls off chair/
Really? Holy shit! Gays for same sex marriage! They've gone too far! We've let them... Let them... Oh yes we let them live! Oh wait no, we used to kill them, but we let them live now!
Goals of homosexuals is equality and marriage to a consenting adult of the same gender. End of f-ing story.
Multiple spouse marriage, polygamy and group marriage are basically the same thing, silly.
The only graphic gay sex I've "experienced" is in ramblings from homophobes.
Human rights, stupid; human rights. If you put your homophobia and your hatred aside, and embraced human rights, then almost all of the things you mention will cease to seem so scary, dearie.
Confused?
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