<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My8KxRj_Pwo ">God Hates the World</a>
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What I wonder about this people is, if God hates the world so much, why did he bother in creating it?, Did he hate the ancient world from the caves to the Roman Empire, or the Middle Ages, where people died much more than now?. Honestly, now I understand why some conservatives think that these guys are actors or phonies to discredit their image.
Note to NonProphet (#223810): Given the kind of karma he's accumulated, I'd sure hate to be Fred Phelps driving out in the middle of Kansas next month.
Tornadoes, you know. Big, bad, MEAN F5 tornadoes. Probably a couple with Phelps' name written all over them...
OK, Phelps, you're an idiot. You blatantly stole copyrighted material (the tune for "We Are the World," I guarantee that you did not secure the rights to that...), and then you were stupid enough to videotape yourself doing it, and then post it on YouTube?
Expect a call from some lawyers pretty soon......
God hates the world, that, I guessed, was going to be their next motto. Jokes aside, they know that, by this point, their message has become meaningless. They know that, at this point, nobody takes them seriously, but that´s the only way they can keep attention and keep on living. They have very few members, they´re shunned everywhere and they know, no matter if they want to acknowledge it publicly or not, not only that they´re going to Hell, following their standards, but also that after the death of the patriarch, they´re going to pay their dues. Who can say God hates the world, meaning, The world is against us?
Well, at least we know that since they're part of the world, God hates them too according to their mental aberration masquerading as reasoning. It inspires me to write a song of my own:
Jesus hates me, this I know,
for these asshats tell me so,
God shall kick us in the nads,
and make us so very sads.
Yes, Jesus hates me,
yes, Jesus hates me,
yes, Jesus hates me,
cause forgiveness is for fags.
Please, somebody, tell me the whole Westboro Baptist thing is a parody. If it is, it puts even Landover Baptist to shame. If not.... I don't even want to go there. I can't believe anybody who isn't in a psychiatric institution could be so insane. I looked at their website - they're picketing funerals for God's sake!
Are we sure this is real? Everything about it screams "parody" to me. Besides the utter ridiculousness of it, a lot of them seem to have trouble keeping a straight face towards the end.
The apparent presence of Fred Phelps towards the end made me suspect for a moment that it might be real, but it wouldn't be that hard to dress someone up as Phelps. It's not like you can actually see his face behind those stupid-looking sunglasses he always wears.
And is it just me, or is the girl in the pink GodHatesFags.com tshirt kind of hot? I'd grudge-fuck her. Unless, of course, this really is a parody. Then I'd just have regular sex with her.
@flipper: The reason the Baptists haven't sued is because there's no single group with the rights to the name 'Baptist Church'. The Baptists are a lot of separate churches and groups of churches with no overarching authority, unlike Catholics, LDS, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc. etc.
It's not even that Baptists as a whole are more fundie than othe denominations, but it's a name with a lot of history and no authority to jump down your throat for using it -- so it's attractive for weirdo groups like this to use. (Nowadays "Gnostic" is becoming another such name, but one for the leftist/New Age end of the spectrum.)
Okay, I'm seriously waiting for Freddy Phelps and his cronies to make a statement that "God Hates Kittens".
@JSS
They call it Kool-aid now.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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