You do realize some countries are twice as old as yours and have been stable most that time?
You do realize democracy existed in many of them before America was discovered?
You do realize you had a very unproductive civil war due to very dictatorship politics?
You do realize Europe lent you money and resources to get you out of the Great Depression?
You do realize half your short history was one of lawless states, genocidal practices and basically the Lord, Baron/Serf system?
No of course you don't or you refuse to acknowledge your real history in favor of a fairy tale, of that America that never existed. Christianity rode on the backs of America as it grew, that's why you see the biggest, oldest churchs in the areas that first became affluent.
"Now regarding the witch thing...who the hell knows."
You should, it was cults with those Judaeo-Christian values who claimed they had to kill people because they were witchs, they were literally kicked out of Europe for such shit and only stopped by secular law in the U.S..
Inconvenient Truth indeed, for you, history to the realist.