Nudist colonies are controlled by the Illuminati, too.

They are trying to get us back to pre-tree of life times...before nudity and partial nudity was thought of as evil by the paranoid schizos in our current timeline.

After the great quake of 2011, the lizards shall reveal themselves and take over many cities through their legions of Longwalkers that have been hibernating in the Earth's shallow center since 292 B.C.

2 + 9 + 2 = More evidence they've been around for thousands of years, probably through the use of immortality drugs that they've managed to keep a secret for Centuries.

Now in their attempt to overthrow the God of the Old Testament, they have teamed with New Testament God to be behind everything we see.

Not only are they extremely successful in keeping their identities hidden for thousands of years, but they are the best god damn micromanagers since the Third Reich, which they were behind anyway.

They'd have to be. Controlling every major celebrity, politican, body of water, serial killer, mass shooting psycho, and contacting extraterrestrials while maintaining secrecy is no easy task.

You're evil, Mr. Secret Government, but you deserve some kudos for all your hard work.