Girls with short hair are ugly and need to read the Bible.
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Sandman, those women are ugly and need to read the Bible. While we're at it, those had better not be gold or pearl earrings they're wearing, or expensive clothes, or elaborate hairdos, 'cause we know what the Bible has to say about those. Can't you see how much prettier these women look?
Really bad examples, Sandman. Those women aren't attractive at all. They all have the same nose, save for Ava Gardner. They almost look as if they just smelled something bad.
Doctor Whom: I'm wondering about that link you provided to "head coverings," apparently for Amish & Mennonite women. What I'm wondering is how people who are supposed to shun such modern things as computers and even electricity order online. Oh well, I guess it's just another one of those theological mysteries.
Girls like Ava Gadner or Winona Ryder are gorgeous and, sorry, we don´t need to read the Bible on that topic, bearing in mind that the social sterotypes on physical appearance of the time had nothing to do with ours. See Jesus, with his long hair and robes.
okay, this makes me angry. i have very long hair because i LIKE having long hair. not because of the wholly babble. not because it's modest. not because it's proper. not because it's ladylike. BECAUSE I LOVE MY LONG HAIR. but people always assume that i have long hair because of a religion. AND I'M A FREAKING ATHEIST!!
Ahh, so much stupid in only 12 words. Amazing how much one can concentrate it.
caitshidhe wrote:
i have very long hair because i LIKE having long hair. not because of the wholly babble. not because it's modest. not because it's proper. not because it's ladylike.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to need some proof that it's not ladylike. Have two or three men ejaculate in your long hair ... and, uh, post the photos here, as proof. Yeah, that's it.
Your personal opinion on beauty is not a valid religious argument, Samer.
OK - it was traditional for nuns to have their hair cropped - does that mean that all nuns are ugly? I have seen some astoudingly beautiful nuns and not a hair in sight (obviously their heads were completely covered).
I have several lady friends who favour shorter hair styles - nothing masculine or hinting at lesbianism, so STFU if that sort of comment came to mind. The shorter hair accentuates their features and makes then look even hotter.
I suppose you have a Flock of Seagulls hairstyle (and probably only one nostril - yes, a Weird Al reference).
...Seriously? You decide everything on hair length? It doesn't matter what other physical characteristics they possess? Really?
And fuck the Bible. It's pretty much a manual on how to want to commit suicide.
long hair doesn't necessarily make women more attractive. remember the 1970s?
and for those who were wondering about the head covering website, Mennonites can use computers but Amish can't.
I must disagree, the bible is a book of condradictions with a side order of hate. Oh and short hair is cute, imho. In other news, you fail.
As this has resurfaced:
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I beg to differ, Samer.
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You lose, dumbass.
"Girls with short hair are ugly and need to read the Bible."
Girls with short hair such as Vasquez ("Aliens"):
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Ellen Ripley ("Alien III"):
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Donatra (commander of the Valdore-class Warbird* in "ST: Nemesis"):
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And Ryomou Shimei ("Ikkitousen"):
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Prove that girls with short hair are HOT (especially the latter; women with page-bob hairstyles certainly flip my switches!) and don't need to read the Bible.
Your point, Lamer?
*- Romulan women are hot anyway - but when I saw that she commanded this :
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My respect for them went up exponentially. And that's not the only thing that went up, neither! X3
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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