Religious Right activist Dave Daubenmire declared on his “Pass The Salt Live” webcast yesterday that he is smart enough to know that he’s not going to take advice from some “dude” like MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow who doesn’t even know that she’s “supposed to love a man.”

“I am some old corn poke,” Daubenmire declared. “I’ll match my degrees with yours. I’d love to get on there with that man/woman/man on MSNBC—Maddow—I’d love to get on there with that dude.”

“Hey, Rachel, are you listening?” he continued. “I’m supposed to take advice from you and you don’t even know that you’re supposed to love a man? You don’t even have that figured out and yet you’re supposed to give me advice about the world? You’re telling me that you’re on MSNBC and you’re giving advice to the world and you don’t even know who you’re supposed to love? Are you kidding me? You don’t even know how plumbing works?”

“You gotta be kidding me, right?” Daubenmire asked, incredulously. “You’re the smart one and I’m the dumb one?”