I'm trying to understand how I'm the fool when you're the one who doesn't take the bible literally.
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I'd bet every penny I have that you don't take every single word literally. Especially the ones that would inconvenience you. Instead you focus on the verses about homosexuality, a sin that, what are the odds, you aren't afflicted by.
Stupid people never realize they are stupid, otherwise they'd at least try to do something about it. Oh wait. I forgot we were talking about Christian fundies. They think that education and intelligence are tools the debbil uses to drive people away from Gawd and strive to be as ignorant as humanly possible. Nevermind...
'I'm trying to understand how I'm the fool when you're the one who doesn't take the bible literally.'
Only fools take the Bible word-for-word, shitbag!
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“I'm trying to understand how I'm the fool when you're the one who doesn't take the bible literally.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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